The Cornhill Magazine (Vol. I, No. 3, March 1860)Various
History
The Cornhill Magazine (Vol. I, No. 3, March 1860)
Various
England -- Periodicals; English literature -- Periodicals; Short stories, English -- Periodicals
But now, when the evil days were well nigh over, came the question
whether he had not been too successful. When a man has nailed fortune to
his chariot-wheels he is apt to travel about in rather a proud fashion.
There are servants who think that their masters cannot do without them;
and the public also may occasionally have some such servant. What if this
too successful minister were one of them!
And then a discreet, commonplace, zealous member of the Lower House does
not like to be jeered at, when he does his duty by his constituents
and asks a few questions. An all-successful minister who cannot keep
his triumph to himself, but must needs drive about in a proud fashion,
laughing at commonplace zealous members—laughing even occasionally at
members who are by no means commonplace, which is outrageous!—may it not
be as well to ostracize him for awhile?
“Had we not better throw in our shells against him?” says Mr. Harold
Smith.
“Let us throw in our shells, by all means,” says Mr. Supplehouse, mindful
as Juno of his despised charms. And when Mr. Supplehouse declares himself
an enemy, men know how much it means. They know that that much-belaboured
head of affairs must succumb to the terrible blows which are now in
store for him. “Yes, we will throw in our shells.” And Mr. Supplehouse
rises from his chair with gleaming eyes. “Has not Greece as noble sons
as him? ay, and much nobler, traitor that he is. We must judge a man by
his friends,” says Mr. Supplehouse; and he points away to the East, where
our dear allies the French are supposed to live, and where our head of
affairs is supposed to have too close an intimacy.
They all understand this, even Mr. Green Walker. “I don’t know that he
is any good to any of us at all, now,” says the talented member for the
Crewe Junction. “He’s a great deal too uppish to suit my book; and I know
a great many people that think so too. There’s my uncle——”
“He’s the best fellow in the world,” said Mr. Fothergill, who felt,
perhaps, that that coming revelation about Mr. Green Walker’s uncle might
not be of use to them; “but the fact is one gets tired of the same man
always. One does not like partridge every day. As for me, I have nothing
to do with it myself; but I would certainly like to change the dish.”
“If we’re merely to do as we are bid, and have no voice of our own, I
don’t see what’s the good of going to the shop at all,” said Mr. Sowerby.
“Not the least use,” said Mr. Supplehouse. “We are false to our
constituents in submitting to such a dominion.”
“Let’s have a change, then,” said Mr. Sowerby. “The matter’s pretty much
in our own hands.”
“Altogether,” said Mr. Green Walker. “That’s what my uncle always says.”
“The Manchester men will only be too happy for the chance,” said Harold
Smith.
“And as for the high and dry gentlemen,” said Mr. Sowerby, “it’s not very
likely that they will object to pick up the fruit when we shake the tree.”
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