The Cornhill Magazine (Vol. I, No. 3, March 1860)Various
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The Cornhill Magazine (Vol. I, No. 3, March 1860)
Various
England -- Periodicals; English literature -- Periodicals; Short stories, English -- Periodicals
“As to picking up the fruit, that’s as may be,” said Mr. Supplehouse.
Was he not the man to save the nation; and if so, why should he not
pick up the fruit himself? Had not the greatest power in the country
pointed him out as such a saviour? What though the country at the present
moment needed no more saving, might there not nevertheless be a good
time coming? Were there not rumours of other wars still prevalent—if
indeed the actual war then going on was being brought to a close without
his assistance, by some other species of salvation? He thought of that
country to which he had pointed, and of that friend of his enemies, and
remembered that there might be still work for a mighty saviour. The
public mind was now awake, and understood what it was about. When a man
gets into his head an idea that the public voice calls for him, it is
astonishing how great becomes his trust in the wisdom of the public.
_Vox populi vox Dei_. “Has it not been so always?” he says to himself,
as he gets up and as he goes to bed. And then Mr. Supplehouse felt
that he was the master mind there at Gatherum Castle, and that those
there were all puppets in his hand. It is such a pleasant thing to feel
that one’s friends are puppets, and that the strings are in one’s own
possession. But what if Mr. Supplehouse himself were a puppet?
Some months afterwards, when the much-belaboured head of affairs was in
very truth made to retire, when unkind shells were thrown in against
him in great numbers, when he exclaimed, “_Et tu, Brute!_” till the
words were stereotyped upon his lips, all men in all places talked much
about the great Gatherum Castle confederation. The Duke of Omnium, the
world said, had taken into his high consideration the state of affairs,
and seeing with his eagle’s eye that the welfare of his countrymen at
large required that some great step should be initiated, he had at once
summoned to his mansion many members of the Lower House, and some also of
the House of Lords,—mention was here especially made of the all-venerable
and all-wise Lord Boanerges; and men went on to say that there, in deep
conclave, he had made known to them his views. It was thus agreed that
the head of affairs, whig as he was, must fall. The country required
it, and the duke did his duty. This was the beginning, the world said,
of that celebrated confederation, by which the ministry was overturned,
and—as the _Goody Twoshoes_ added,—the country saved. But the _Jupiter_
took all the credit to itself; and the _Jupiter_ was not far wrong. All
the credit was due to the _Jupiter_—in that, as in everything else.
In the meantime the Duke of Omnium entertained his guests in the quiet
princely style, but did not condescend to have much conversation on
politics either with Mr. Supplehouse or with Mr. Harold Smith. And as
for Lord Boanerges, he spent the morning on which the above-described
conversation took place in teaching Miss Dunstable to blow soap-bubbles
on scientific principles.
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