The Cornhill Magazine (Vol. I, No. 4, April 1860)Various
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The Cornhill Magazine (Vol. I, No. 4, April 1860)
Various
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When the three months had nearly run out, it so happened that Robarts met
his friend Sowerby. Mark had once or twice ridden with Lord Lufton as far
as the meet of the hounds, and may, perhaps, have gone a field or two
farther on some occasions. The reader must not think that he had taken
to hunting, as some parsons do; and it is singular enough that whenever
they do so they always show a special aptitude for the pursuit, as though
hunting were an employment peculiarly congenial with a cure of souls in
the country. Such a thought would do our vicar injustice. But when Lord
Lufton would ask him what on earth could be the harm of riding along
the roads to look at the hounds, he hardly knew what sensible answer
to give his lordship. It would be absurd to say that his time would be
better employed at home in clerical matters, for it was notorious that
he had not clerical pursuits for the employment of half his time. In
this way, therefore, he had got into a habit of looking at the hounds,
and keeping up his acquaintance in the county, meeting Lord Dumbello,
Mr. Green Walker, Harold Smith, and other such like sinners; and on one
such occasion, as the three months were nearly closing, he did meet Mr.
Sowerby.
“Look here, Sowerby; I want to speak to you for half a moment. What are
you doing about that bill?”
“Bill—bill! what bill?—which bill? The whole bill, and nothing but the
bill. That seems to be the conversation now-a-days of all men, morning,
noon, and night.”
“Don’t you know the bill I signed for you for four hundred pounds?”
“Did you, though? Was not that rather green of you?”
This did seem strange to Mark. Could it really be the fact that Mr.
Sowerby had so many bills flying about that he had absolutely forgotten
that occurrence in the Gatherum Castle bedroom. And then to be called
green by the very man whom he had obliged!
“Perhaps I was,” said Mark, in a tone that showed that he was somewhat
piqued. “But all the same I should be glad to know how it will be taken
up.”
“Oh, Mark, what a ruffian you are to spoil my day’s sport in this way.
Any man but a parson would be too good a Christian for such intense
cruelty. But let me see—four hundred pounds? Oh, yes—Tozer has it.”
“And what will Tozer do with it?”
“Make money of it; whatever way he may go to work he will do that.”
“But will Tozer bring it to me on the 20th?”
“Oh, Lord, no! Upon my word, Mark, you are deliciously green. A cat would
as soon think of killing a mouse directly she got it into her claws. But,
joking apart, you need not trouble yourself. Maybe you will hear no more
about it; or, perhaps, which no doubt is more probable, I may have to
send it to you to be renewed. But you need do nothing till you hear from
me or somebody else.”
“Only do not let any one come down upon me for the money.”
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