The Cornhill Magazine (vol. XLI, no. 245 new series, November 1916) — John Shaqi
The Cornhill Magazine (vol. XLI, no. 245 new series, November 1916)Various
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The Cornhill Magazine (vol. XLI, no. 245 new series, November 1916)
Various
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I have given you rather a long description of one particular job of work,
out of many that we are constantly doing. This sort of work is going on
more or less incessantly over the whole front, while other machines are
employed in reconnaissance—that is, searching for enemy movements and
new enemy positions, and photographing them when found; or in directing
the fire of our artillery by observing the fall of their shells, and
then signalling back by wireless or other means, so that the gunners are
enabled in practice to drop their shells on any spot they like about the
size of a tennis court, within the entire range of their weapons.
The other work which some of us do, and which is better known to the
public, consists in dropping bombs and engaging the enemy aeroplanes in
the air. We nearly always come off top dog on these occasions, but of
course there are, I am sorry to say, times when a machine does not come
home.
I am writing this letter while my machine is being mended and the engines
overhauled, after the last few strenuous days.
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Some of us are members of the local ‘Frog Club.’ There are two classes
of members in the Frog Club: one class shoots the frogs—not with
ammunition, for it is too precious, but with catapults, home-made out
of local fences, while the rubber is provided, I regret to say, at the
national expense, out of ‘absorbers, shock, rubber part-worn’ (as we say
in our lists of spare parts) from smashed aeroplane under-carriages. It
is contended that shrapnel in the form of fine gravel is the best for
frogs; but the expert shot, who, when he is not flying, is a Captain
in the Royal Garrison Artillery, thinks that a single bullet about the
size of half a brick—or perhaps a shade less—is better. He says he gets
quite close, but he has never yet hit one. He is now designing a highly
elaborate telescopic sight for use with his catapult, and we encourage
this industry on his part, as it keeps him away from disturbing the
waters. Personally, I belong to the fishing section, and our implement
consists of a rod, made of broken parts of our machine, which have been
shot through and joined together in the most approved split-cane-rod
fashion, while for bait we use a piece of red flannel mounted on a bent
pin.
We have quite learned from the French the advantage of Frog as an article
of diet, although we find it necessary to persuade our guests to eat
them, by calling them quail, or similar reminiscences of a London dance
at the Ritz. The demand for game has been more than the supply, so our
mess cook solves the problem by catching them with, I think, a net and a
bucket. He is no sportsman, but withal an excellent cook.
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