The Cornhill Magazine (vol. XLI, no. 245 new series, November 1916)Various
History
The Cornhill Magazine (vol. XLI, no. 245 new series, November 1916)
Various
England -- Periodicals; English literature -- Periodicals; Short stories, English -- Periodicals
Next day, Uncle Carl in his Albatross comes over our shanties, drops a
few bombs on a hop garden near by and clears off before we could get near
him. Quite convenient on the whole, as our Intelligence Officer soon
discovered that murdered hops make good soup and good salad. By the way,
Uncle Carl’s last bomb was a dummy, with a note addressed to us wishing
‘a happy Easter and better luck to the English aviators who have driven
us from the air.’ Rather nice and sarcastic, wasn’t it? We all howled
with laughter and framed the note, together with the copy of an official
document which is usually known as ‘Comic Cuts.’
* * * * *
Everyone well and cheery. Billets very fair, but we can’t get baths.
Yesterday was Easter Day and I managed to work in an early chapel (which
was rigged up in the local château), and also an ordinary Church parade
later on. We had a full-blown Padre, and the Services were very welcome
and well attended. Sleepy now, so farewell. By the way, the last cake
wasn’t so big as the previous one. Gott strafe War Economy.
* * * * *
The Huns aren’t scrapping much, so yesterday three of us went on duty in
three machines to a jolly little seaside watering place, where they were
supposed to grow submarines. We only found bathing machines, and some
quite pretty French girls who talked some quaint language. However, one
of us managed to find out what it was all about, and we discovered we
were asked to an enormous dinner party given in our honour at the local
château. The brother of one of the ladies I had met last year at Olympia,
when he was riding his show horses. It was a regular West Country dinner,
as several of us had hunted regularly with the Devon and Somerset in
happier days, and the rest had been to the Cathedral at Exeter. We had a
gorgeous time and, leaving our machines there according to orders, came
back in a car driven by the Fortescues’ late chauffeur, now a full-blown
private. Funny little world, isn’t it?
* * * * *
(Interval for refreshments and also to tune our Wireless.)
* * * * *
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