The corsair; or, the little fairy at the bottom of the sea : $b A new Christmas burlesque and pantomime, founded upon the ballet of "Le corsair"Brough, William
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The corsair; or, the little fairy at the bottom of the sea : $b A new Christmas burlesque and pantomime, founded upon the ballet of "Le corsair"
Brough, William
Burlesques; English drama -- 19th century; Pantomime (Christmas entertainment)
_Conrad._ Ne’er doubt it.
[_Throws money amongst them._
Go drink my health, and say no more about it.
_All._ Long live great Conrad. Hip! hip! hip! hurrah!
[_Exeunt CORSAIRS, L._
_Birb._ [_Aside._] Defeated, foiled--no matter--hah! hah! hah!
[_Exit BIRBANTO, L._
_Serena._ [_Advances R._] Bravely done, Conrad, this great generosity.
_Conrad._ Beg pardon! you’ll excuse my curiosity--
But whom have I the honor to address?
_Serena._ [R.] I am a fairy.
_Conrad._ You then saved me?
_Serena._ [C.] Yes.
_Conrad._ Speak! where’s my love--my Venus--my Medora?
_Serena._ Your Venus! nay, prepare to meet a _floorer_!
She’s gone!
_Conrad._ Gone?
_Serena._ Nay, don’t start; yet p’raps you’d better,
And start at once, if back you hope to get her.
_Conrad._ Tell me, where shall I seek my priceless treasure?
_Serena._ Promise me one thing first.
_Conrad._ I do with pleasure.
What is it?
_Serena._ That when you’ve regained this maid,
You will retire from the Corsair trade;
Marry, and live respectably.
_Conrad._ Agreed!
I’ve long been weary of the life I lead--
So I’ll reform.
_Serena._ This is indeed felicity!
_Conrad._ Turn steady, and go in for domesticity:
Stand for churchwarden, and the vestry sit on;
Aye, and pay rates and taxes like a Briton.
_Duet._--_Air, “Home, sweet Home.”_
_Serena._ All pleasures are fallacies for those who roam;
Howe’er folks may grumble, there’s no place like
home.
_Conrad._ Tho’ duns may come daily--tho’ poor’s rates may
call--
Give me them and the butcher’s bill dearer than all.
_Serena._ Home, home, sweet home, }
There’s no place like home; }
Whoever deny it, there’s no place }
like home. }
} [_Together._]
_Conrad._ Home, home, sweet home, }
A slow place is home; }
However, I’ll try it, and go in }
for home. }
_Both._ Farewell! Farewell! [_SERENA sinks, R. C._
_Song._--CONRAD.--_Air, “My Mary Ann.”_
Fare you well, my own Mary Ann,
Or whatever your name may be;
These fairies seldom give their names,
And so I christen she, “Mary Ann.”
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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