The Cottage on the FellsStacpoole, H. De Vere (Henry De Vere)
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The Cottage on the Fells
Stacpoole, H. De Vere (Henry De Vere)
Detective and mystery stories; Fiction
“I want you to restore a broken—what shall I say—well, I believe it is a
marble bust.”
“Yes?”
“I want you to do more than restore it, for I want you to do the job as
quickly as possible.”
“Possibility has its limits,” said Antonides. “Show me the article.”
Freyberger went out and took from the cab the drawer wrapped in the
sheet, brought it in and unwrapped it.
Antonides examined the fragments.
“I will restore it for you,” he said, after examining minutely several
of the pieces and gauging in his mind the total number.
“How long will it take?”
“Oh—three days.”
“That won’t do. I want it by to-morrow morning.”
Antonides raised his eyebrows and shrugged his shoulders.
“Look here,” said Freyberger. “What will you charge to do it in three
days?”
“You must understand,” replied Antonides, “that I do not restore marble.
I do not restore pictures now myself. I am getting old, Mr Freyberger.”
“We are all doing that. What will you charge—”
“Getting old,” continued Antonides, as though unconscious of the other’s
question, “costs money; one has to call in help. I have secured an
assistant, an Alsatian; his name is Lermina—”
“Yes, yes, but—”
“I taught him the art of restoration, the knowledge I have placed in
that man’s head,” said the old gentleman, suddenly pretending to turn
savage, “is worth a king’s ransom, and he has repaid me in the oldest
coinage of the world—ingratitude—”
“I know, but what will you charge—”
“One moment, I wish to explain my position. Lermina is a genius.”
“Yes, yes, I grant that—”
“You know what geniuses are, just spoiled children; well, he is also
about to get married—”
“What the devil has that to do with me—”
“One moment. A genius is bad enough to deal with, but a genius in love
is infinitely worse. I ask Lermina to restore this bust, he accepts the
commission, but he is in love and can’t be hurried. Three days, well,
with seven pounds in my hand I believe I could undertake to persuade him
to complete the thing in three days.”
“Well,” said Freyberger, who knew his man right to the place where his
heart ought to have been. “Three days won’t do for me. I must have the
thing completed by to-morrow morning at ten o’clock.”
Antonides said nothing, but, reaching down, produced an enormous
snuff-box from under the counter, took a pinch, tapped the box, and put
it back.
Then he smiled and shook his head.
“Come,” said Freyberger, patiently. “By ten o’clock to-morrow morning.”
“It’s impossible.”
“Nothing is impossible of this sort to you, if you are paid—”
“I would have to sit up all night—”
“Why, you said you had an assistant.”
“I would have to sit up all night helping him; it would be a two mans’
job.”
Then suddenly.
“Twenty pounds?”
“I’ll give you ten.”
“I never haggle.”
“I’ll give you ten.”
“Not a penny under twenty, not a brass farthing, not a denier under
twenty—look at my rent, look at my income-taxes to be paid. Five hundred
pounds they robbed me of this year in income-taxes alone.”
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