With all the resources of a brand-new cosmos at his back, a
full-fledged U. P. parliamentary candidate was indeed a proposition.
John Endor and his friends realized that from the start; but the
character of the contest and the nature of the odds nerved them for
the fight. The U. P. might weave its web, but John Endor’s transparent
honesty began to gain ground in spite of all that its newspapers and
its “graft” could do. Blackhampton was the exact center of England in
the geographical sense and at moments of crisis in the national life,
when great decisions had sometimes to be taken on inadequate premises,
that fact generally reacted on the minds of its citizens. In the local
idiom “they could see as far through a brick wall as most.” And in
the matter of a Stunt election it was well for themselves and for the
country at large that they were endowed with this faculty. Otherwise,
Sir Stuyvescent Milgrim must have had a walk-over.
As it was, that gentleman and those who stood behind him were soon
alive to the situation. On the surface everything seemed in their
favor. The arts of the U. P. were designed for such an occasion; few
could hope to stand against its peculiar blend of malfeasance; but from
the outset the personal equation came into play. Endor himself was a
born orator; the wife he had so recently married, with her attractive
presence and her quick American wits, made a brilliantly effective
figure on his platform; and with the Mayor of the City, that old idol
of the populace to father them, they formed a combination which in time
and place was irresistible. A John Endor meeting could always put an
enemy conventicle “to bed.” Nor in the matter of “sideshows,” as Sir
Munt called them, was the enemy allowed to have things all his own
way, as might have been the case in an agricultural constituency or a
dead-alive cathedral city.
Blackhampton’s Mayor, having satisfied himself as to where the truth
lay, was not a man for half measures. Promptly he set his hand to the
plow. And it was set in grim earnest. The first manifestation of this
fact appeared in the sky.
On the night of the procession by torchlight, just as the admired Sir
Augustus Bimley was about to address the Charwomen of England from the
plinth of John Bright’s statue, something went suddenly wrong with that
huge illuminated sky sign--Endor Must Go--which made Market Square as
bright as day.
The Lord Bishop of Blackhampton was in the middle of his prayer when
the noble illumination which the prelate had referred to as a light in
a great darkness began to fizzle. By the time the prayer was at an end
the light had gone out.
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