The Court of Chancery: a satirical poem.Blewitt, Reginald James
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The Court of Chancery: a satirical poem.
Blewitt, Reginald James
Great Britain. Court of Chancery -- Humor; Great Britain. Court of Chancery -- Poetry
[38] Mr. Park, who some few years ago published a book of some merit,
but which, it was said, he never wrote. This work, however, and his
affectation of extraordinary piety seem to have been the cause of his
elevation to a dignity, for which he was totally incompetent. His
behaviour in court was occasionally that of an ideot. When on the
circuit, the door of the town-hall must not creak, nor he be kept a
moment from his dinner under any circumstances. His ill-temper exposed
him to continual quarrels with the counsel, and whenever he found
himself in the wrong, he talked of behaving towards one he might have
offended with the patience of a Christian judge.
[39] George Heald, a man of great abilities, and considerable wit, but
so idle that he seldom reads his brief. If the statements of counsel
may be supposed to have any weight on the mind of the judge, what must
be the situation of Heald’s client;--of whom the adverse counsel may
state what he pleases as alledged in the pleadings without the fear of
contradiction; for how can the other know whether it be true or false?
To be sure if Agar were his adversary, he might give a shrewd guess!
[40] Sir Charles Weatherall!--late attorney general;--an office, to
which it should seem he had long aspired. His defence of Watson,
Thistlewood, &c. is well known; and the motive of his conduct in that
affair is said to have been disappointed ambition. On the occasion of
the late change in the ministry, it was asserted that a letter from
the premier, appointing Sir Charles, Master of the Rolls, and from Sir
Charles, tendering his resignation of the office of Attorney General,
crossed each other on the road.
[41] James Lewis Knight;--of whose sound judgment and sterling talents
I am glad to have an opportunity of offering this small tribute of
admiration.
[42] Basil Montagu!--employed only in bankruptcy cases. He is
particularly notorious in stickling for retainers; without which he
pretends to think himself justified to support a petition to-day, and
oppose it to-morrow. He is also an author; or, I should rather say, a
compositor of books, which are sometimes bought, but not much read. I
do not trouble myself about his genealogy.
[43] The bankruptcy system in this country is most horrible. Let any
one visit the commissioners court in Basinghall Street, and witness the
scenes that are there transacted. The commissioners are paid 20_s._ for
each meeting, and in order to make the most of their time, they have
frequently ten different appointments at the same hour. The confusion
may be easily conceived.
[44] It was not until lately that the practice of conveyancing was
converted into an independent branch of the legal profession, and
clogged with all the niceties in which it is at present enveloped. Few
titles can stand the test of the all-searching scrutiny with which
they are now investigated. Conveyancers always furnish a very abundant
supply of litigation to the Court of Chancery.
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