Cowardly Lion (Fictitious character) -- Juvenile fiction; Fantasy literature; Oz (Imaginary place) -- Juvenile fiction
The Prime Preserve seemed very much alarmed at the Queen's action
and quickly wrote on his pad, "Shut your lid." Bob considered this
dreadfully disrespectful, and Snorer began to chuckle with enjoyment.
Preserva quite meekly obeyed, but her eyes, behind the thick glass of
the jar, grew larger and larger, and finally, snatching the pad from
the Prime Preserve, she dashed off in great excitement these words,
"A tomato can would be about right for him!" Holding up the pad she
pointed joyfully at Notta.
"Serves you right for coming as a fish," chortled the Cowardly Lion.
"So we'll have to take you back in a can. Well, well!"
Then he craned his neck to see what else the Queen had written. A
rapid conversation was going on between Preserva and their guide. One
would write a message and pass it to the other. The other would snatch
the page and dash off an answer, and so quickly was it done, the four
in the bus had all they could do to keep up with the conversation.
"Pickle the boy,
Can the fish,
Mince the lion
And pot the fowl."
commanded the Queen.
"Now that's what I'd call taking pot luck," chirped Nick, balancing
himself on the edge of the bus.
But the Prime Preserve replied, "Why not preserve them whole for the
royal museum?"
While the Queen was considering this suggestion, Notta began feeling in
the pockets under his disguise for a paper and pencil, so that he could
get into the conversation, but without result.
"No use being polite! Let's joke and run," puffed the clown, after
an unsuccessful search. Leaning over the edge of the bus, he tapped
the Queen sharply on the jar. Preserva dropped her pad and pencil
and almost rolled from the throne. Inside the jar, they could see
her jellied figure bubbling with fright and indignation. The Prime
Preserve also trembled in his jar, then leaning down to read the last
command of her Majesty, he ran off as fast as his crooked green legs
would carry him.
"Fetch the Imperial Squawmos," read the Cowardly Lion, with an amused
twinkle in his yellow eyes as Notta tore off the page.
"If we stay here it is plain we shall be pickled to death," scrawled
the clown, "so we bid you a fond but final farewell."
The Queen leaned forward, the better to read Notta's message and, while
Nick, Bob and the Cowardly Lion fairly rocked with merriment at her
discomfited expression, she suddenly unscrewed her lid.
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