Cowardly Lion (Fictitious character) -- Juvenile fiction; Fantasy literature; Oz (Imaginary place) -- Juvenile fiction
"Help!" screamed Preserva loudly, sticking her head out of the jar.
"Help! Help!" Then back went her head and down went the lid, only to
have the whole performance repeated the next second. This she kept
up at regular intervals until the whole party were simply convulsed.
But it would have been wiser had they, instead of laughing, looked
behind them, for presently a terrible thump on the back sent all
the scales on Notta's disguise to trembling. It was the Imperial
Squawmos, followed by all the Preserves in the city. While a dozen ran
to calm the agitated Queen, who was still quivering in her jar, the
rest surrounded the Flyaboutabus. Most alarming of all, the Imperial
Squawmos was not in a jar. She was, in fact, a huge and towering
cookywitch with a passion for preserving. And a cookywitch, I don't
mind telling you, is next in wizardry to a sorceress. She had put
up the inhabitants of the entire city and was the real ruler of the
Preserve.
"A fish!" shrilled the Cookywitch, prodding Notta with a fork as long
as an umbrella. "Ah, what an extreme pleasure. I have canned cats, dogs
and people, but never a fish. And a boy," she chucked Bob familiarly
under the chin. "Spare the jar and spoil the child," she quoted with
a dreadful wink that sent Snorer circling into the air, where he flew
uneasily over the heads of his luckless companions.
"Off to the preserving kettles with you!" shrilled the Squawmos, and
Notta, in real alarm, made a dash toward the buttons to start the bus,
but the Cookywitch brought down a heavy iron spoon, that she carried in
one hand, and crushed the entire steering gear. The clown, seeing that
escape for the time being was impossible, decided to go back to rule
two and gain a little time by politeness.
"Imperial and Imperious Squawmos," began Notta, speaking somewhat
stuffily through the fish head, "why are you so determined to preserve
us against our wills, and why have you preserved these others?"
[Illustration: SQUAWMOS, THE COOKYWITCH, AND NOTTA AS A FISH]
The Squawmos immediately put down her fork, for she was terribly
fond of conversation, and she could not very well converse with the
Preserves, whose language at best was an indistinct jargon.
"Strangers," wheezed the Squawmos, "since I am to have the pleasure
of putting you up I don't mind explaining my little system. In a jar,
barring breaks, you will last for years, and needing neither food
nor drink will find it quite unnecessary to work. So you see, we put
ourselves up here for the same reason most housewives preserve their
fruit--to keep from working."
"Put yourselves up to keep from working," gasped Notta. "But I love my
work!"
"Then you are very different from most people," observed the Squawmos,
looking at the Cowardly Lion with great interest. "But, never mind, you
will soon be a perfect Preserve. And this lion--he will look perfectly
handsome in a jar. Let me see, shall I put him up in vinegar or
preserve him in spices?"
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