Cowardly Lion (Fictitious character) -- Juvenile fiction; Fantasy literature; Oz (Imaginary place) -- Juvenile fiction
"One toss of this boy into the air, and he will disappear; a toss of my
cap and he will reappear. Watch!" cried the clown, putting his fingers
to his lips.
"What are you trying to do?" demanded the ringmaster in a hoarse
whisper. "You can't really make him disappear, you know."
The clown realized this, but he was going to make that crowd laugh--or
disappear himself. With a shrill whistle that made even the old
elephant prick up his ears, he tossed the orphan to his shoulder and
reeled off the first ridiculous rhyme that popped into his head. And
this was it:
"Udge! Budge!
Go to Mudge!
Udger budger,
You're a Mudger!"
A roar of delight went up from the crowd, and a roar of terror from the
ringmaster, for the orphan had disappeared--disappeared as completely
as a punctured balloon!
"Help!" screamed the clown, dancing frantically up and down on the
elephant's head. The audience was enchanted and rocking to and fro with
merriment.
"That's the best trick I've ever seen," gurgled a fat man, mopping his
face. "Look at him pretending to be frightened. Come on now, bring him
back, you!"
The clown cried out another verse:
"Udge! Budge!
Go to Mudge!
Udger budger,
I'm a Mudger!"
There was a tearing rip and a clap of thunder. The crowd stared,
rubbed its eyes and stared again. No clown, no orphan! Why, this was
tremendous! They stamped with glee and shouted their approval. But
the ringmaster fell breathlessly against a post, and the owner of the
circus, with popping eyes, started on a run for the dressing tent. Not
a bit too soon, either, for in a few seconds the crowd stopped laughing
as suddenly as it had begun. Umbrellas were brandished furiously, and
people shouted at the ringmaster to produce the orphan at once. The
ringmaster was shaking in his shiny shoes, but he resolved to save
himself if he could. Raising his whip for silence, he announced in his
most impressive voice that the best part of the trick was to come--that
the clown and orphan were at that minute standing at the circus gate
to wave good-bye to the company, one of the most distinguished and
delightful companies it had ever been their pleasure to entertain. He
clicked his heels together, made a deep bow and the crowd, convinced
that he was speaking the truth, began to stream out of the big tent.
[Illustration: THERE WAS A TEARING RIP, AND THE CLOWN DISAPPEARED
THROUGH THE TENT TOP]
Without waiting another second, the ringmaster grasped old Billy by
the ear and ran him toward the animal tent. In five minutes the whole
circus force was dashing about in the pelting rain, dragging out cages,
prodding the elephants, tugging at the big horses, pulling down the
tents.
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