The Cream of the Jest: A comedy of evasionsCabell, James Branch
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The Cream of the Jest: A comedy of evasions
Cabell, James Branch
Allegories; Authors -- Fiction; Dreams -- Fiction; Fantasy fiction
So I shook my head. “Why, no,” said I, with at worst a verbal adhesion
to veracity. “I, for one, do not know what the design means. Still, you
have never had this deciphered,” I added, gently. “Suppose—suppose there
had been some mistake, Mr. Kennaston—that there was nothing miraculous
about the sigil, after all—?”
I cannot tell you of his expression; but it caused me for the moment to
feel disconcertingly little and obtuse.
“Now, how can you say that, I wonder!” he marveled—and then, of course,
he fidgeted, and crossed his legs the other way—“when I have been
telling you, from alpha to omega, what is the one great thing the sigil
taught me—that everything in life is miraculous. For the sigil taught me
that it rests within the power of each of us to awaken at will from a
dragging nightmare of life made up of unimportant tasks and tedious
useless little habits, to see life as it really is, and to rejoice in
its exquisite wonderfulness. If the sigil were proved to be the top of a
tomato-can, it would not alter that big fact, nor my fixed faith. No,
Harrowby, the common names we call things by do not matter—except to
show how very dull we are,” he ended, with that irritating little noise
that was nearly a snigger, and just missed being a cough.
And I was sorely tempted.... You see, I never liked Felix Kennaston. The
man could create beauty, to outlive him; but in his own appearance he
combined grossness with insignificance, and he added thereto a variety
of ugly senseless little mannerisms. He could evolve interesting ideas,
as to Omnipotence, the universe, art, life, religion, himself, his wife,
a candlestick or a comet—anything—and very probably as to me; but his
preferences and his limitations would conform and color all these ideas
until they were precisely what he desired to believe, no more or less;
and, having them, he lacked means, or courage, to voice his ideas
adequately, so that to talk with him meant a dull interchange of
commonplaces. Again, he could aspire toward chivalric love, that passion
which sees in womankind High God made manifest in the loveliest and most
perfect of His creations; but in the quest he had succeeded merely in
utilizing womenfolk either as toys to play with and put by or as drudges
to wait on him; yet, with all this, he could retain unshaken his faith
in and his worship of that ideal woman. He could face no decision
without dodging; no temptation without compromise; and he lied, as if by
instinct, at the threatened approach of discomfort or of his fellows’
disapproval: yet devils, men and seraphim would conspire in vain in any
effort to dissuade him from his self-elected purpose. For, though he
would do no useful labor he could possibly avoid, he could grudge
nothing to the perfection of his chosen art, in striving to perpetuate
the best as he saw it.
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