The Cream of the Jest: A comedy of evasionsCabell, James Branch
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The Cream of the Jest: A comedy of evasions
Cabell, James Branch
Allegories; Authors -- Fiction; Dreams -- Fiction; Fantasy fiction
“As if some very feeble force—say, a maimed elf—were trying to attract
your attention? Yes, I think I understand. It is droll.”
“And how droll, too, it is how quickly we communicate our thoughts—even
though, if you notice, you are not really speaking, because your lips
are not moving at all.”
“No, they never do in dreams. One never seems, in fact, to use one’s
mouth—you never actually eat anything, you may also notice, in dreams,
even though food is very often at hand. I suppose it is because all
dream food is akin to the pomegranates of Persephone, so that if you
taste it you cannot ever return again to the workaday world.... But why,
I wonder, are we having the same dream?—it rather savors of Morphean
parsimony, don’t you think, thus to make one nightmare serve for two
people? Or perhaps it is the bit of metal I found this afternoon—”
And the girl nodded. “Yes, it is on account of the sigil of Scoteia. I
have the other half, you know.”
“What does this mean, Ettarre—?” he began; and reaching forward, was
about to touch her, when the universe seemed to fold about him, just as
a hand closes....
* * * * *
And Felix Kennaston was sitting at the writing-table in the library,
with a gleaming scrap of metal before him; and, as the clock showed, it
was bedtime.
“Well, it is undoubtedly quaint how dreams draw sustenance from
half-forgotten happenings,” he reflected; “to think of my recollecting
that weird daub which used to deface my room in Fairhaven! I had
forgotten Beatricê entirely. And I certainly never spoke of her to any
human being, except of course to Muriel Allardyce.... But I would not be
at all surprised if I had involuntarily hypnotized myself, sitting here
staring at this shiny piece of lead—you read of such cases. I believe I
will put it away, to play with again sometime.”
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V
Of Publishing: With an Unlikely Appendix
SO Kennaston preserved this bit of metal. “No fool like an old fool,”
his commonsense testily assured him. But Felix Kennaston’s life was
rather barren of interests nowadays....
He thought no more of his queer dream, for a long while. Life had gone
on decorously. He had completed _The Audit at Storisende_, with leisured
joy in the task, striving to write perfectly of beautiful happenings
such as life did not afford. There is no denying that the typed
manuscript seemed to Felix Kennaston—as he added the last touches,
before expressing it to Dapley & Pildriff—to inaugurate a new era in
literature.
Kennaston was yet to learn that publishers in their business capacity
have no especial concern with literature. To his bewilderment he
discovered that publishers seemed sure the merits of a book had nothing
to do with the advisability of printing it. Herewith is appended a
specimen or two from Felix Kennaston’s correspondence.
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