The Cream of the Jest: A comedy of evasions — John Shaqi
The Cream of the Jest: A comedy of evasionsCabell, James Branch
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The Cream of the Jest: A comedy of evasions
Cabell, James Branch
Allegories; Authors -- Fiction; Dreams -- Fiction; Fantasy fiction
Kennaston turned to the publishers’ advertisements. Dapley & Pildriff at
that time were urging every one to read _White Sepulchers_, the author
of which had made public the momentous discovery that all churchgoers
were not immaculate persons. Paige Ticknor’s Sons were announcing a new
edition of _The Apostates_, a scathing arraignment of plutocratic
iniquities, which was heralded as certain to sear the soul to its core,
more than rival Thackeray, and turn our highest social circles inside
out. Then the Gayvery Company offered _Through the Transom_, a daring
study of “feminism,” compiled to all appearance under rather novel
conditions, inasmuch as the brilliant young author had, according to the
advertisements, written every sentence with his jaws set and his soul on
fire. The majority of Leeds, McKibble & Todd’s adjectives were devoted
to _Sarah’s Secret_, the prize-winner in the firm’s $15,000 contest—a
“sprightly romance of the greenwood,” whose undoubted aim, Kennaston
deduced from tentative dips into its meandering balderdash, was to
become the most sought-after book, in all institutes devoted to care of
the feeble-minded. And Stuyvesant & Brothers were superlatively
acclaiming _The Silent Brotherhood_, the latest masterpiece of a
pornographically gifted genius, who had edifyingly shown that he ranked
religion above literature, by retiring from the ministry to write
novels.
Kennaston laughed—upon which side of the mouth, it were too curious to
inquire. Momentarily he thought of printing the book at his own expense.
But here the years of poverty had left indelible traces. Kennaston had
too often walked because he had not carfare, for a dollar ever again to
seem to him an inconsiderable matter. Comfortably reassured as to
pecuniary needs for the future, he had not the least desire to control
more money than actually showed in his bank-balances: but, even so, he
often smiled to note how unwillingly he spent money. So now he shrugged,
and sent out his loved romance again.
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