The Cream of the Jest: A comedy of evasionsCabell, James Branch
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The Cream of the Jest: A comedy of evasions
Cabell, James Branch
Allegories; Authors -- Fiction; Dreams -- Fiction; Fantasy fiction
“Ah, but there is never any woman in one’s own country whom one can
love, madame,” replies Horvendile shrewdly. “For love, I take it, must
look toward something not quite accessible, something not quite
understood. Now, I have been so unfortunate as to find the women of my
country lacking in reticence. I know their opinions concerning
everything—touching God and God’s private intentions, and touching me,
and the people across the road—and how these women’s clothes are
adjusted, and what they eat for breakfast, and what men have kissed
them: there is no room for illusion anywhere. Nay, more: I am familiar
with the mothers of these women, and in them I see quite plainly what
these women will be some twenty years from this morning; there is not
even room for hope. Ah, no, madame; the women of my country are the
pleasantest of comrades, and the helpfullest of wives: but I cannot
conceal it from myself that, after all, they are only human beings; and
therefore it has never been possible for me to love any one of them.”
“And am I not, then, a human being, poor Horvendile?”
There was a tinge of mischief in the query; but beauty very often makes
for lightheadedness, both in her that has and in him that views it; nor
between Ind and Thule was there any lovelier maid than Ettarre. Smiling
she awaited his answer; the sunlight glorified each delicate clarity of
color in her fair face, and upon her breast gleamed the broken sigil of
Scoteia, that famed talisman which never left her person. “And am I not,
then, a human being?” says she.
Gravely Horvendile answered: “Not in my eyes, madame. For you embody all
that I was ever able to conceive of beauty and fearlessness and strange
purity. Therefore it is evident I do not see in you merely Count
Emmerick’s third sister, but, instead, that ageless lovable and loving
woman long worshiped and sought everywhere in vain by all poets.”
Horvendile meditated for a while. “Assuredly, it was you of whom blind
Homer dreamed, comforting endless night with visions of your beauty, as
you sat in a bright fragrant vaulted chamber weaving at a mighty loom,
and embroidering on tapestry the battles men were waging about Troy
because of your beauty; and very certainly it was to you that Hermes
came over fields of violets and parsley, where you sang magic rhymes,
sheltered by an island cavern, in which cedar and citron-wood were
burning—and, calling you Calypso, bade you release Odysseus from the
spell of your beauty. Sophocles, too, saw you bearing an ewer of bronze,
and treading gingerly among gashed lamentable corpses, lest your loved
dead be dishonored; and Sophocles called you Antigonê, praising your
valor and your beauty. And when men named you Bombyca, Theocritus also
sang of your grave drowsy voice and your feet carven of ivory, and of
your tender heart and all your honey-pale sweet beauty.”
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