The Cream of the Jest: A comedy of evasionsCabell, James Branch
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The Cream of the Jest: A comedy of evasions
Cabell, James Branch
Allegories; Authors -- Fiction; Dreams -- Fiction; Fantasy fiction
“To answer that question must be my modest attempt,” he decided. “In
fine—why is a Kennaston? The query has a humorous ring undoubtedly, in
so far as it is no little suggestive of the spinning mouse that is the
higher the fewer—but, after all, it voices the sole question in which I
personally am interested....”
* * * * *
“Why is a Kennaston?” he asked himself—thus whimsically voicing the
inquiry as to whether human beings were intended for any especial
purpose. Most of us find it more comfortable, upon the whole, to stave
off such queries—with a jest, a shrug, or a Scriptural quotation, as
best suits personal taste; but Kennaston was “queer” enough to face the
situation quite gravely. Here was he, the individual, very possibly
placed on—at all events, infesting—a particular planet for a
considerable number of years; the planet was so elaborately constructed,
so richly clothed with trees and valleys and uplands and running waters
and multitudinary grass-blades, and the body that housed Felix Kennaston
was so intricately wrought with tiny bones and veins and sinews, with
sockets and valves and levers, and little hairs which grew upon the body
like grass-blades about the earth, that it seemed unreasonable to
suppose this much cunning mechanism had been set agoing aimlessly: and
so, he often wondered if he was not perhaps expected to devote these
years of human living to some intelligible purpose?
Religion, of course, assured him that the answer to his query was
written explicitly, in various books, in very dissimilar forms. But
Kennaston could find little to attract him in any theory of the universe
based upon direct revelations from heaven. Conceding that divinity had
actually stated so-and-so, from Sinai or Delphi or Mecca, and had been
reported without miscomprehension or error, there was no particular
reason for presuming that divinity had spoken veraciously: and, indeed,
all available analogues went to show that nothing in nature dealt with
its inferiors candidly. To liken the relationship to the intercourse of
a father with his children, as did all revealed religions with queer
uniformity, was at best a two-edged simile, in that it suggested a
possible amiability of intention combined with inevitable duplicity. The
range of an earthly father’s habitual deceptions, embracing the source
of life and Christmas presents on one side and his own fallibility on
the other, was wide enough to make the comparison suspicious. When
fathers were at their worst they punished; and when in their kindliest
and most expansive moods, why, then it was—precisely—that they told
their children fairy-stories. It seemed to Kennaston, for a while, that
all religions ended in this blind-alley.
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