The Cream of the Jest: A comedy of evasionsCabell, James Branch
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The Cream of the Jest: A comedy of evasions
Cabell, James Branch
Allegories; Authors -- Fiction; Dreams -- Fiction; Fantasy fiction
To exercise for an allotted period divinely-recommended qualities known
as virtues, and to be rewarded therefor, by an immortal score-keeper,
appeared a rather childish performance all around. Yet every religion
agreed in asserting that such was the course of human life at its
noblest; and to believe matters were thus arranged indisputably
satisfied an innate craving of men’s natures, as Kennaston was
privileged to see for himself.
Under all theocracies the run of men proved much the same: as has been
said, it was for the most part with quite ordinary people that
Horvendile dealt in dreams. The Roman citizenry, for instance, he found
did not devote existence, either under the Republic or the Empire, to
shouting in unanimous response to metrical declamations, and worrying
over their own bare legs, or in other ways conform to the best
traditions of literature and the stage; nor did the Athenians
corroborate their dramatists by talking perpetually of the might of Zeus
or Aphrodite, any more than motormen and stockbrokers conversed
continually of the Holy Ghost. Substantial people everywhere worshiped
at their accustomed temple at accustomed intervals, and then put the
matter out of mind, in precisely the fashion of any reputable
twentieth-century church-goer. Meanwhile they had their
business-affairs, their sober chats on weather probabilities, their
staid diversions (which everywhere bored them frightfully), their family
jokes, their best and second-best clothes, their flirtations, their
petty snobbishnesses, and their perfectly irrational faith in
Omnipotence and in the general kindliness of Omnipotence—all these they
had, and made play with, to round out living. Ritualistic worship
everywhere seemed to be of the nature of a conscious outing, of a
conscious departure from everyday life; it was generally felt that
well-balanced people would not permit such jaunts to interfere with
their business-matters or home-ties; but there was no doubt men did not
like to live without religion and religion’s promise of a less trivial
and more ordered and symmetrical existence—to-morrow.
Meanwhile, men were to worry, somehow, through to-day—doing as
infrequent evil as they conveniently could, exercising as much bravery
and honesty and benevolence as they happened to possess, through a life
made up of unimportant tasks and tedious useless little habits. Men felt
the routine to be niggardly: but to-morrow—as their priests and bonzes,
their flamens and imauns, their medicine men and popes and rectors, were
unanimous—would be quite different.
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