The Cream of the Jest: A comedy of evasionsCabell, James Branch
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The Cream of the Jest: A comedy of evasions
Cabell, James Branch
Allegories; Authors -- Fiction; Dreams -- Fiction; Fantasy fiction
Kennaston considered his own life.... In childhood you had looked
forward to being a man—a trapper of the plains or a railway engineer or
a pirate, for choice, but pending that, to get through the necessity of
going to school five times a week. In vacations, of course, you looked
forward to school’s beginning again, because next term was to be quite
different from the last, and moreover because last session, in
retrospection, did not appear to have been half bad. And of course you
were always wishing it would hurry up and be your birthday, or
Christmas, or even Easter.... Later, with puberty, had come the desire
to be a devil with the women, like the fellows in Wycherley’s plays (a
cherished volume, which your schoolmates, unaccountably, did not find
sufficiently “spicy”); and to become a great author, like Shakespeare;
and to have plenty of money, like the Count of Monte-Cristo; and to be
thrown with, and into the intimate confidence of, famous people, like
the hero of a Scott novel.... Kennaston reflected that his touchstones
seemed universally to have come from the library.... And Felix Kennaston
had achieved his desire, to every intent, however unready posterity
stood to bracket him with Casanova or Don Juan, and however many
tourists still went with reverence to Stratford. For the rest, he had
sufficient money; and quite certainly he had met more celebrities than
any other person living. Felix Kennaston reflected that, through
accident’s signal favor, he had done all he had at any time very
earnestly wanted to do; and that the result was always disappointing,
and not as it was depicted in story-books.... He wondered why he should
again be harking back to literary standards.
Then it occurred to him that, in reality, he had always been shuffling
through to-day—somehow and anyhow—in the belief that to-morrow the life
of Felix Kennaston would be converted into a romance like those in
story-books.
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