The Cream of the Jest: A comedy of evasionsCabell, James Branch
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The Cream of the Jest: A comedy of evasions
Cabell, James Branch
Allegories; Authors -- Fiction; Dreams -- Fiction; Fantasy fiction
“I simply will not see her,” he decided. He turned his back that way,
picked up the morning paper on the seat beside him, and began to read an
editorial on immigration. What the deuce was she doing in Lichfield, any
way? She lived in St. Louis now. She was probably visiting Avis Blagden.
Evidently, she was going west on the noon train. If Kathleen’s train
arrived before midday he would have to get out of the car to meet her,
and all three would come together on the platform. If Muriel spied him
there, in the open car, it would be not uncharacteristic of her to join
him. And he could not go away, because Kathleen’s train was apt to
arrive any minute. It was perfectly damnable. Why could the woman not
stay in St. Louis, where she belonged, instead of gadding about the
country? Thus Kennaston, as he re-read the statistics as to Poles and
Magyars.
“I think there’s two ladies trying to speak to you, sir,” the chauffeur
hazarded.
“Eh?—oh, yes!” said Kennaston. He looked, perforce, and saw that across
the railway track both Muriel Allardyce and Avis Blagden were regarding
him with idiotic grins and wavings. He lifted his hat, smiled, waved his
own hand, and retired between the pages of the _Lichfield
Courier-Herald_. Muriel was wearing a light traveling veil, he
reflected; he could pretend not to know who she was. With recognition,
of course, he would be expected to come over and speak to her. He must
remember to ask Avis, the very next time he saw her, who had been that
familiar-looking person with her, and to express regret for his
short-sightedness....
He decided to step out of the car, by way of the farther door, and buy a
package of cigarettes on the other side of the street. He could loaf
there and pray that Muriel’s train left before Kathleen’s arrived....
“I don’t believed you recognized us,” said Avis Blagden, at his elbow.
“Or else you are trying to cut your old playmates.” The two women had
brazenly pursued him. They were within a yard of him. It was indelicate.
It was so perfectly unnecessary. He cordially wished some friendly
engine had run them both down when they were crossing the tracks....
“Why, bless my soul!” he was saying, “this is indeed a delightful
surprise. I had no idea you were in town, Mrs. Allardyce. I didn’t
recognize you, with that veil on—”
“There’s Peter, at last,” said Avis. “I really must speak to him a
moment.” And she promptly left them. Kennaston reflected that the whole
transaction was self-evidently pre-arranged. And Muriel was, as if
abstractedly, but deliberately, walking beyond earshot of the chauffeur.
And there was nothing for it save to accompany her.
“It’s awfully jolly to see you again,” he observed, with fervor.
“Is it? Honestly, Felix, it looked almost as if you were trying to avoid
me.” Kennaston wondered how he could ever have loved a woman of so
little penetration.
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