The Cream of the Jest: A comedy of evasionsCabell, James Branch
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The Cream of the Jest: A comedy of evasions
Cabell, James Branch
Allegories; Authors -- Fiction; Dreams -- Fiction; Fantasy fiction
The giggle and chatter of young girls Kennaston had always esteemed
unalluring, even in his own youth. He had admired a number of them
extravagantly, but only as ornamental objects upon which very
ill-advisedly had been conferred the gift of speech. To-day he looked
back wistfully at times, as we must all do, to that girl who first had
asked him if he was sure that he respected her as much as ever: but it
was with the mental annotation that she had seven children now, and, as
Kathleen put it, not a ray of good looks left. And he would meditate
that he had certainly been fond of Margaret Hugonin, even though in the
beginning it was her money which attracted him; and that Marian Winwood,
despite her underhanded vengeance in publishing his letters, had been
the most delectable of company all that ancient summer when it had
rained so persistently. Then there had been tall Agnés Faroy, like a
statue of gold and ivory; Kitty Provis, with those wonderful huge green
eyes of hers; and Celia Reindan, she who wore that curious silver band
across her forehead; and Helen Strong; and Blanche Druro; and Muriel....
In memory they arose like colorful and gracious phantoms, far more
adorable than they had ever been on earth, when each of these had
loaned, for a season, the touch of irresolute soft hands and friendly
lips to a half-forgotten Felix Kennaston. All these, and others, had
been, a long while since, the loveliest creatures that wore tender human
flesh: and so, they had kissed, and they had talked time-hallowed
nonsense, and they had shed the orthodox tears; and—also a long while
since—they had died or they had married the conventional some one-else:
and it did not matter the beard of an onion to the pudgy pasty man that
Felix Kennaston had come to be. He had possessed, or else of his own
volition he had refrained from possessing, all these brightly-colored
moth-brained girls: but he had loved none of them as he had always known
he was capable of loving: and at best, these girls were dead now, or at
worst, they had been converted into unaccountable people....
* * * * *
Kathleen was returning from the South that day, and Kennaston had gone
into Lichfield to meet her train. The Florida Express was late by a full
hour; so he sat in their motor-car, waiting, turning over some verses in
his torpid mind, and just half-noticing persons who were gathering on
the station platform to take the noon train going west. He was
reflecting how ugly and trivial people’s faces appear when a crowd is
viewed collectively—and wondering if the Author, looking down into a hot
thronged street, was never tempted to obliterate the race as an
unsuccessful experiment—when Kennaston recognized Muriel Allardyce.
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