The Cream of the Jest: A comedy of evasionsCabell, James Branch
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The Cream of the Jest: A comedy of evasions
Cabell, James Branch
Allegories; Authors -- Fiction; Dreams -- Fiction; Fantasy fiction
And he laughed merrily. “What does it matter? I am perfectly content.
That is more than can be said for yonder sanctimonious fat old rascal,
who has just told me he is going into Ireland ‘for the propagating of
the gospel of Christ, the establishing of truth and peace, and the
restoring of that bleeding nation to its former happiness and
tranquillity.’ Why is it that people of executive ability seem always to
be more or less mentally deficient? Now, you and I know that, in point
of fact, he is going into Ireland to burn villages, massacre women, hang
bishops, and generally qualify his name for all time as a Hibernian
synonym for infamy. Oh, no, the purchase-price of grandeur is too great;
and men that crown themselves in this world inevitably perform the
action with soiled hands. Still, I wish I had known I was going visiting
to-night in seventeenth-century England,” said Kennaston, reflectively;
“then I could have read up a bit. I don’t even know whether Virginia
ever submitted to him. It simply shows what idleness may lead to! If I
had studied history more faithfully I would have been able to-night to
prophesy to Oliver Cromwell about the results of his Irish campaigns and
so on, and could have impressed him vastly with my abilities. As it is,
I have missed an opportunity which will probably never occur again to
any man of my generation....”
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IV
Horvendile to Ettarre: At Vaux-le-Vicomte
“WHAT fun!” says Kennaston; “we are at Vaux-le-Vicomte, where Fouquet is
entertaining young Louis Quatorze. Yonder is La Vallière—the thin
tow-headed girl, with the big mouth. People are just beginning to
whisper scandal about her. And that tall jade is Athenaïs de
Tonnay-Charente—the woman who is going to be Madame de Montespan and
control everything in the kingdom later on, you remember. The King is
not yet aware of her existence, nor has Monsieur de Montespan been
introduced....
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