The Cream of the Jest: A comedy of evasionsCabell, James Branch
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The Cream of the Jest: A comedy of evasions
Cabell, James Branch
Allegories; Authors -- Fiction; Dreams -- Fiction; Fantasy fiction
“The Troupe of Monsieur is about to present an open-air comedy. It is
called _Les Facheux_—The Bores. It is rumored to take off very cleverly
the trivial tedious fashion in which perfectly well-meaning people
chatter their way through life. But that more fittingly would be the
theme of a tragedy, Ettarre. Men are condemned eternally to bore one
another. Two hundred years and more from to-day—perhaps forever—man will
lack means, or courage, to voice his actual thoughts adequately. He must
still talk of weather probabilities and of having seen So-and-so and of
such trifles, that mean absolutely nothing to him—and must babble of
these things even to the persons who are most dear and familiar to him.
Yes, every reputable man must desperately make small-talk, and echo and
re-echo senseless phrases, until the crack of doom. He will always be
afraid to bare his actual thoughts and interests to his fellows’
possible disapproval: or perhaps it is just a pitiable mania with the
race. At all events, one should not laugh at this ageless aspersion and
burlesque of man’s intelligence as performed by man himself....
“The comedy is quite new. A marquis, with wonderful canions and a
scented wig like an edifice, told me it is by an upholsterer named
Coquelin, a barnstormer who ran away from home and has been knocking
about the provinces unsuccessfully for nearly twenty years: and my
little marquis wondered what in the world we are coming to, when
Monsieur le Surintendent takes up with that class of people. Is not my
little marquis droll?—for he meant Poquelin, soon to be Poquelin de
Molière, of course. Molière, also, is a name which is not famous as yet.
But in a month or so it will be famous for all time; and Monsieur le
Surintendent will be in jail and forgotten....
“You smile, Ettarre? Ah, yes, I understand. Molière too adores you. All
poets have had fitful glimpses of you, Ettarre, and of that perfect
beauty which is full of troubling reticences, and so, is touched with
something sinister. I have written as to the price they pay, these
hapless poets, in a little book I am inditing through that fat pudgy
body I wear in the flesh.... Do not frown: I know it is forbidden to
talk with you concerning my life in the flesh....
“Ah, the King comes—evidently in no very amiable frame of mind—and all
rise, like a flurry of great butterflies. It is the beginning of the
play. See, a woman is coming out of the big shell in the fountain....
“I wish my old friend Jonas d’Artagnan were here. It is a real pity he
is only a character in fiction—just as I once thought you were, Ettarre.
Eh, what a fool I was to imagine I had created you! and that I
controlled your speech and doings! I know much better now....
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