The Cream of the Jest: A comedy of evasions — John Shaqi
The Cream of the Jest: A comedy of evasionsCabell, James Branch
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The Cream of the Jest: A comedy of evasions
Cabell, James Branch
Allegories; Authors -- Fiction; Dreams -- Fiction; Fantasy fiction
“You have suggested makeshifts very certainly. And to a pretty pass they
have brought me! Here I roost like a starved buzzard, with no recreation
save to watch the turrets of Storisende on clear afternoons.”
“Where Ettarre prepares to marry Sir Guiron,” Horvendile prompted.
“I think of that.... She is very beautiful, is she not, Horvendile? And
she loves this stately kindly fool who carries his fair head so high and
has no reason to hide anything from her. Yes, she is very beautiful,
being created perfect by divine malice that she might be the ruin of
men. So I loved her: and she did not love me, because I was not worthy
of her love. And Guiron is in all things worthy of her. I cannot ever
pardon him that, Horvendile.”
“And I am pointing out a way, messire, by which you may reasonably hope
to deal with Sir Guiron—ho, and with the Counts Emmerick and Perion, and
with Ettarre also—precisely as you elect.”
Then Maugis spoke wearily. “I must trust you, I suppose. But I have no
lively faith in my judgments nowadays. I have played fast and loose with
too many men, and the stench of their blood is in my nostrils, drugging
me. I move in a half-sleep, and people’s talking seems remote and
foolish. I can think clearly only when I think of how tender is the
flesh of Ettarre. Heh, a lovely flashing peril allures me, through these
days of fog, and I must trust you. Death is ugly, I know; but life is
ugly too, and all my deeds are strange to me.”
The clerk was oddly moved. “Do you not know I love you as I never loved
Guiron?”
“How can I tell? You are an outlander. Your ways are not our ways,” says
the brigand moodily. “And what have I to do with love?”
“You will talk otherwise when you drink in the count’s seat, with
Ettarre upon your knee,” Horvendile considered. “Observe, I do not
promise you success! Yet I would have you remember it was by very much
this same device that Count Perion won the sister of Ettarre.”
“Heh, if we fail,” replies Maugis, “I shall at least have done with
remembering....” Then they settled details of the business in hand.
Thus Horvendile returned to Storisende before twilight had thickened
into nightfall. He came thus to a place different in all things from the
haggard outlaw’s camp, for Count Emmerick held that night a noble revel.
There was gay talk and jest and dancing, with all other mirth men could
devise.
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IV
How the Double-Dealer Was of Two Minds
IT was deep silent night when Horvendile came into the room where
Ettarre slept. “Out, out!” cried Horvendile. “Let us have more light
here, so that men may see the beauty men die for!” He went with a torch
from lamp to lamp, kindling them all.
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