The Cream of the Jest: A comedy of evasionsCabell, James Branch
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The Cream of the Jest: A comedy of evasions
Cabell, James Branch
Allegories; Authors -- Fiction; Dreams -- Fiction; Fantasy fiction
Kennaston could not ever be sure; the broken dream remained an enigma;
but he got sweet terror and happiness of the dream, for all that,
tasting his moment of inexplicable poignant emotion: and therewith he
was content.
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VII
Treats of Witches, Mixed Drinks, and the Weather
MEANWHILE, I used to see Kennaston nearly every day.... Looking back, I
recollect one afternoon when the Kennastons were calling on us. It was
the usual sort of late-afternoon call customarily exchanged by country
neighbors....
“We have been intending to come over for ever so long,” Mrs. Kennaston
explained. “But we have been in such a rush, getting ready for the
summer—”
“We only got the carpets up yesterday,” my wife assented. “Riggs just
kept promising and promising, but he did finally get a man out—”
“Well, the roads are in pretty bad shape,” I suggested, “and those vans
are fearfully heavy—”
“Still, if they would just be honest about it,” Mrs. Kennaston
bewailed—“and not keep putting you off—No, I really don’t think I ever
saw the Loop road in worse condition—”
“It’s the long rainy spell we ought to have had in May,” I informed her.
“The seasons are changing so, though, nowadays that nobody can keep up
with them.”
“Yes, Felix was saying only to-day that we seem no longer to have any
real spring. We simply go straight from winter into summer.”
“I was endeavoring to persuade her,” Kennaston amended, “that it was
foolish to go away as long as it stays cool as it is.”
“Oh, yes, _now_!” my wife conceded. “But the paper says we are in for a
long heat period about the fifteenth. For my part, I think July is
always our worst month.”
“It is just that you feel the heat so much more during the first warm
days,” I suggested.
“Oh, no!” my wife said, earnestly; “the nights are cool in August, and
you can stand the days. Of course, there are apt to be a few mosquitoes
in September, but not many if you are careful about standing water—”
“The drain-pipe to the gutter around our porch got stopped somehow, last
year”—this Kennaston contributed, morosely—“and we had a terrible time.”
“—Then there is always so much to do, getting the children started at
school,” my wife continued—“everything under the sun needed at the last
moment, of course! And the way they change all the school-books every
year is simply ridiculous. So, if I had my way, we would always go away
early, and be back again in good time to get things in shape—”
“Oh, yes, if we could have our way!”—Mrs. Kennaston could not deny
that—“but don’t your servants always want August off, to go home? I know
ours do: and, my dear, you simply don’t dare say a word.”
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