Wally burst out laughing.
"Don't you think they are?" she inquired politely.
"Yes, all of that."
On the way back to the agency, he counselled her on her behaviour.
"Now, don't be fresh, Isabelle, and say, 'I don't like the wart on your
nose,' or that kind of thing."
"Do I have to get one with a wart on her nose?" she asked seriously.
"No, no. I mean--don't say the wrong thing all the time."
"But I don't know what is the wrong thing, Wally," she assured him.
"I should say you didn't! You just let me do the talking. If you like
the one I'm interviewing, just nod; if you don't, why shake your head.
Get me?"
"Like this?"--with neck-breaking violence of the head.
"No--no. Gently, like this."
They seated themselves in the agency room, and the governesses were
presented. The usual drab, rather faded women, used to living in the
background. Some of them resented Isabelle's presence, some of them
spoke to her as to a baby. After about three sentences had been spoken,
her head would move violently, and Wally got rid of the candidate.
"Lord! they're a sad lot," he exclaimed.
"What makes them sad?" she inquired.
"Kids like you."
They finished the first consignment without any luck, and went to the
second place. It was simply a repetition. Isabelle seemed to sense their
adhesion to type, for she finally burst out with:
"Wally, I'd _like_ one with a wart on the nose."
He finally approached the woman in charge.
"Look here," he said, "we want a young one, with some pep."
The woman stared in amazement.
"Isn't there some place where the new ones go to register?" he
continued.
"You might try the college agencies. Their graduates sometimes try
governessing."
She gave him some addresses.
"Thanks. I think we'll try them. My daughter, here, is rather exacting."
The manager peered over her desk at the child, hostilely.
"I don't like you, either," said Isabelle, promptly.
Wally hurried her out. He was about worn out with this unaccustomed and
exhausting strain. It had been years since Wally spent a whole day
boring himself. His rage at Max grew, and he vented it on Isabelle.
"For God's sake, don't sass the managers! We may have to go back there."
"Does God care?"
"What?"
"You said, 'for God's sake.'"
"Did I? Excuse me. Now go easy this time. We've got to get somebody, and
we won't find an archangel, either."
"I'd like an archangel," she remarked earnestly, her flagging interest
reviving. "But she couldn't swim with wings, could she?"
Wally groaned, but made no reply. At the college agency, they telephoned
for two applicants, and after what seemed to Wally a week of tedium,
they arrived. The first one was pretty and she knew it. She talked a
great deal, and was saccharine to the little girl. Isabelle shook her
head twice, but Wally seemed hypnotized by the woman's eloquence.
"Don't let her talk, Wally; I won't have her," announced Isabelle.
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