The crime at Vanderlynden'sMottram, R. H. (Ralph Hale)
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The crime at Vanderlynden's
Mottram, R. H. (Ralph Hale)
World War, 1914-1918 -- Fiction
Dormer looked at the collection of huts, with the obvious pathways
between, the obvious, inevitable collection of traffic, lorries
and limbers, motor-cycles and horses, that accumulated round any
Head-quarters. He wondered how long it would take the Bosche to
discover it in some air-photo and bomb it all to blazes. Inside Q.
office, in spite of two big stoves in the tiny box of a place, it
was so cold that every one breathed clouds of steam, and the three
officers, and the clerks, sat in their coats.
“Look here, Dormer!”--the Colonel sounded as though he had a personal
grievance--“just look what I’ve got from the army.”
It was an official memorandum, emanating from Army Head-quarters
and duly passed through the Corps to whom they had belonged, and by
Corps to the Division, inquiring what results had been arrived at in
the Vanderlynden affair, and whether it could not be reported to the
Minister of War that the matter had reached a satisfactory conclusion.
“I thought you settled all that, while we were at Louches?”
“Well, sir, I went to see them at Army Head-quarters and explained, or
tried to.”
“You don’t seem to have done any good at all. In fact it looks as
though you and Dendrecourt had a nice morning ride for nothing.”
“I couldn’t get a word in. It suited somebody’s politics to blackguard
us just then, and I left it at that. It didn’t seem any use arguing,
sir.”
“Well, this must be stopped somehow. We shall have the French War
Minister taking the matter up with Whitehall, directly, and a nice
figure we shall all cut. I’ve known men sent to Salonika or Mespot, as
company commanders, for less than this.”
“Very good, sir. What shall I do?”
“Get on with it. Find out who did the beastly damage, and straf him.
Straf somebody, anyhow, and bring the remains here in a bag. We can
show it to Corps, and they can write a sermon on the efficiency of the
Adjutant-General’s Department.”
“Yessir. If you refer to the correspondence you will see that the name
of the unit is mentioned.”
Dormer stood perfectly still, while his superior officer turned over
the closely written, printed or typed sheets. His face was carefully
veiled in official blankness. He had an idea.
“Well, here you are,” the Colonel was saying, “469 Trench Mortar
Battery. You’ll have to go and see ’em. You ought to have done so long
before!”
Dormer could not help adding, maliciously:
“Wouldn’t it be sufficient if I were to send ’em a chit, sir?”
“No, it wouldn’t. We’ve had quite enough of this procrastination. It’ll
land us all in a nice hole, if we’re not careful. You go and see them
and insist on getting to the bottom of it.”
“Yes, sir. The order of battle will give their position.”
“I’ll see to that. I’ll have it looked up and let you know in the
morning.”
“Yes, sir.” He went back to his hut, delighted.
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