Such at least was the patient's final interpretation of all that was
unsatisfactory in the doctor's manner; and if a doubt still rankled in
his mind, it was but the crumpled petal in what was almost literally a
bed of roses. Bed and room alike were the most luxurious in which Alfred
Croucher had ever lain; after prison they were as the seventh heaven
after the most excruciating circle of Dante's Inferno. He stretched his
great limbs in peace ineffable, fell asleep dreaming of the fine flash
suits for which they had been duly measured, and was never decently
awake until the evening.
A substantial tea, when he did wake up, was the least they could provide
after neglecting to rouse a man for his midday meal; but a distinct
grievance on that score was forgot in the appetite that accrued for
dinner, and the infinitely tactful choice of the eventful viands. Steak
and onions was the strong act of a romantic drama after the very heart
of this transpontine rough. If he had been shown a bill of fare, Alfred
Croucher would have chosen steak and onions, with Welsh rarebit to
follow; and Welsh rarebit did follow, as if by magic. There was rather
less to be said for the drink; the patient could have done with a longer
and a stronger draught. But it was a drop of good stuff, if Mr. Croucher
was any judge; and he decided not to create a possibly prejudicial
impression by complaints of quality or quantity.
"You done me top-'ole," he murmured, rolling his bulbs of eyes when the
doctor stood over him once more. "Top-'ole, you 'ave, and no error. I
never struck a nicer bit o' fillet. Saucy glass o' wine that, too. Not
that I was ever much 'and at the liquor, but there are times w'en it
seems to do yer good."
"You shall continue to take it, medicinally," returned Dollar, gravely;
"but don't count on the type of fare you've had to-day. Three meals in
future, but rather lighter ones. The first day was different, I tried to
put myself in your place, and am glad I seem to have succeeded on the
whole. But remember you are here to lie low, and that doesn't do on
fighting food. Sufficient for the day, Croucher! Here are some flowers
from the friend who works by stealth, and these are the weeds I promised
you this morning. You might do worse than judge the givers by their
gifts."
It was perhaps as well that Alfred Croucher did not pause to puzzle out
that saying, for the rare blooms were as pearls before his kindred of
the sty, but the box of Upmanns as a trough of offal. One was ignited
without delay; yet it was hardly a matter of hours before the chartered
sluggard was blissfully asleep once more, his door locked and bolted on
principle, and a red fire dying in the grate.
II
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