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“How could they have it, Monsieur?” my housekeeper made answer. “The
husband, whom you have just seen, used to be a jewellery-peddler--at
least, so the concierge tells me--and nobody knows why he stopped
selling watches, you have just seen that his is now selling almanacs.
That is no way to make an honest living, and I never will believe that
God’s blessing can come to an almanac-peddler. Between ourselves,
the wife looks to me for all the world like a good-for-nothing--a
Marie-couche toi-la. I think she would be just as capable of bringing up
a child as I should be of playing the guitar. Nobody seems to know where
they came from; but I am sure they must have come by Misery’s coach from
the country of Sans-souci.”
“Wherever they have come from, Therese, they are unfortunate; and their
attic is cold.”
“Pardi!--the roof is broken in several places and the rain comes through
in streams. They have neither furniture nor clothing. I don’t think
cabinet-makers and weavers work much for Christians of that sect!”
“That is very sad, Therese; a Christian woman much less well provided
for than this pagan, Hamilcar here!--what does she have to say?”
“Monsieur, I never speak to those people; I don’t know what she says or
what she sings. But she sings all day long; I hear her from the stairway
whenever I am going out or coming in.”
“Well! the heir of the Coccoz family will be able to say, like the Egg
in the village riddle: Ma mere me fit en chantant. [“My mother sang when
she brought me into the world.”] The like happened in the case of Henry
IV. When Jeanne d’Albret felt herself about to be confined she began to
sing an old Bearnaise canticle:
“Notre-Dame du bout du pont,
Venez a mon aide en cette heure!
Priez le Dieu du ciel
Qu’il me delivre vite,
Qu’il me donne un garcon!
“It is certainly unreasonable to bring little unfortunates into the
world. But the thing is done every day, my dear Therese and all the
philosophers on earth will never be able to reform the silly custom.
Madame Coccoz has followed it, and she sings. This is creditable at
all events! But, tell me, Therese, have you not put the soup to boil
to-day?”
“Yes, Monsieur; and it is time for me to go and skim it.”
“Good! but don’t forget, Therese, to take a good bowl of soup out of the
pot and carry it to Madame Coccoz, our attic neighbor.”
My housekeeper was on the point of leaving the room when I added, just
in time:
“Therese, before you do anything else, please call your friend the
porter, and tell him to take a good bundle of wood out of our stock and
carry it up to the attic of those Coccoz folks. See, above all, that
he puts a first-class log in the lot--a real Christmas log. As for the
homunculus, if he comes back again, do not allow either himself or any
of his yellow books to come in here.”
Having taken all these little precautions with the refined egotism of an
old bachelor, I returned to my catalogue again.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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