Ah, glory be, my old legs
are getting tireder every day, so they are. Wisha, one time—when
himself was in it—I could go about the house all day long, cleaning
the place, and feeding the pigs, and the hens and all, and then
dance half the night, so I could: and himself proud of me....”
The old woman turned up a little rambling road and went on still
talking to herself, and the Philosopher watched her go up that
road for a long time. He was very glad she had gone away, and as
he tramped forward he banished her sad image so that in a little
time he was happy again. The sun was still shining, the birds were
flying on every side, and the wide hillside above him smiled gaily.
A small, narrow road cut at right angles into his path, and as he
approached this he heard the bustle and movement of a host, the
trample of feet, the rolling and creaking of wheels, and the long
unwearied drone of voices. In a few minutes he came abreast of this
small road, and saw an ass and cart piled with pots and pans, and
walking beside this there were two men and a woman. The men and the
woman were talking together loudly, even fiercely, and the ass was
drawing his cart along the road without requiring assistance or
direction. While there was a road he walked on it: when he might
come to a cross road he would turn to the right: when a man said
“whoh” he would stop: when he said “hike” he would go backwards,
and when he said “yep” he would go on again. That was life, and if
one questioned it, one was hit with a stick, or a boot, or a lump
of rock: if one continued walking nothing happened, and that was
happiness.
The Philosopher saluted this cavalcade.
“God be with you,” said he.
“God and Mary be with you,” said the first man.
“God, and Mary, and Patrick be with you,” said the second man.
“God, and Mary, and Patrick, and Brigid be with you,” said the
woman.
The ass, however, did not say a thing. As the word “whoh” had not
entered into the conversation he knew it was none of his business,
and so he turned to the right on the new path and continued his
journey.
“Where are you going to, stranger,” said the first man.
“I am going to visit Angus Óg,” replied the Philosopher.
The man gave him a quick look.
“Well,” said he, “that’s the queerest story I ever heard. Listen
here,” he called to the others, “this man is looking for Angus Óg.”
The other man and woman came closer.
“What would you be wanting with Angus Óg, Mister Honey?” said the
woman.
“Oh,” replied the Philosopher, “it’s a particular thing, a family
matter.”
There was silence for a few minutes, and they all stepped onwards
behind the ass and cart.
“How do you know where to look for himself?” said the first man
again: “maybe you got the place where he lives written down in an
old book or on a carved stone?”
“Or did you find the staff of Amergin or of Ossian in a bog and it
written from the top to the bottom with signs?” said the second man.
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