Mayville, July --, 18--.
"Dear Howard:
"That you are a scamp of the first water goes without saying,
insinuating yourself into an eccentric old man's confidence in hopes to
be his heir! I dare say, Amy is his daughter, and you will have to work
for a living after all, and serve you right, too. But have a good time
while you can, and I'll help you after a little, as I accept your
invitation with pleasure.
"Now for the girl! I have seen her, and if there was ever a case of love
at first sight, I'm that case. It was this way. Mayville is not a very
lively place, and when my sister, Mrs. Lovell, who you know has a summer
home here, suggested one morning that we attend the commencement
exercises of the Normal School, saying, that twenty-five or thirty young
girls were to be graduated, I concluded that it was better than nothing.
I hate such places, as a rule, they are so close and stuffy, and the
essays so long and dull, and the girls all look pretty much alike, and I
begged Bell to get a seat as near the door as possible, so I could go
out when it became unendurable. Just then your letter was brought to me,
and after reading it, nothing could have kept me from Eloise Smith. I
asked Bell if she knew her.
"'I don't know many of the girls by name,' she said, 'but I have heard
of Eloise Smith. She sings in the choir, and is a basket-boarder of Mrs.
Brown's.'
"'What the mischief is a basket-boarder?' I asked, and Bell explained
that girls sometimes hire a room, and bring their food from home, and
have the family with whom they lodge cook it for them, or cook it
themselves on the family stove. A kind of picnic to get an education,
you see, and just think of all we spent uselessly in college. Why, it
would keep a lot of basket-boarders. Well, we started for the chapel,
which was literally crammed, and the thermometer at ninety. You know,
Mr. Lovell is wealthy, and from New York, and that makes Bell a kind of
swell woman in the place, while I fancy your humble servant had
something to do with the attention we received. Instead of a seat by the
door, we were pushed to the front, within ten feet of the rostrum, and I
was wedged in with Bell on one side of me, afraid I'd jam her sleeves,
and on the other side was a woman, who weighed at least two hundred, and
was equally afraid of her sleeves. In front of me was a hat so big that
I couldn't begin to see all the stage, and but for Eloise I'd have got
out some way, I was so uncomfortable with Bell fanning on one side till
that rheumatic spot on my shoulder, which troubled me some at Harvard,
began to ache, and the fat woman the other side mopping her face with a
handkerchief saturated with cheap perfumery, and the big hat in front
flopping and nodding this way and that, and no place to stretch my long
legs.
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