The Cruise of the "Scandal", and other storiesBridges, Victor
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The Cruise of the "Scandal", and other stories
Bridges, Victor
English fiction -- 20th century; Short stories, English
"'I'll see you 'ung first,' shouts the guv'nor.
"The doctor shakes 'is 'ead. 'I may be 'ung,' 'e says, 'but you
won't see it. You'll be in the morchury.'
"The guv'nor starts explaining as a English orficer weren't afeared
o' death but the doctor cuts 'im short by pointin' out that every
minute 'e were talkin, the cholera were gettin' a better grip on 'im.
"That settles it, and they all goes orf to the prison surgery--the
'ead warder 'elpin' Jackson, an' askin' 'im kind like whether there
weren't no messages 'e could give for 'im after 'e was dead."
"Time, gentlemen, please--time!" The gruff voice of the landlord
broke in rudely.
"That's always the way," remarked Bill bitterly, "jest as ye're
gettin' interested in the conversation."
"But wot 'appened?" demanded Sam eagerly. "Did 'e cure 'em?"
"'E cured 'em right enough," replied Mr. Parbury. "Leastways 'e
cured the guv'nor. Jackson 'ad a go o' cholera, but 'e managed to
pull through."
"And did the guv'nor get 'is sentence rejooced?"
Mr. Parbury carefully finished the contents of his tankard and
replaced it on the bar.
"Yes," he said, "'e were a orficer an' a gentleman, an' e' kep' 'is
word. 'E told the 'Ome Secret'ry as 'ow 'e thought it weren't right
on the grounds of 'ealth to keep the doctor in the prison. 'E didn't
say 'oose 'ealth, so the 'Ome Secret'ry nachrily thought 'e meant the
doctor's, an' let 'im go."
"Now come along, gentlemen, _please_," repeated the landlord
impatiently.
"Well," said Sam, as he rose slowly from his seat; "it's a wunderful
interestin' tale, as you say, Mr. Parbury, an' it jest shows as 'ow
it pays to be kind to dumb animals."
Full-back for England
Very quietly the long reeds that hedged the Okestock football field
were parted aside, and a face peered cautiously through, taking a
long and careful survey of the immediate neighbourhood. The face
belonged to Mr. William Yard, known to his more intimate friends in
London as "Pills," and to the police as one of the most daring and
successful burglars of the day.
A reason for Mr. Yard's prudence was not hard to find: the briefest
glance at his khaki-coloured clothes, plentifully dotted with
broad-arrows, made it quite evident that for the time, at all events,
any form of publicity would be painful to him.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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