The D.A. was obviously disappointed in not being able to present his
case. Walhfred Anderson repressed an urge to chuckle. He wondered how a
Cyber judge would handle a stipulation.
"Do you have a defense to present?" he asked the Professor.
"Indeed I do, your Honor! I propose to bring a Cyber into the courtroom
and prove that I can perform its functions more efficiently!"
The D.A. flushed.
"What kind of a farce is this? We've watched the defendant's
performance for several days, and it's perfectly clear that he is
merely competing against his own special Cyber unit, one with very
limited memory storage capacity...."
"I propose further," continued Professor Neustadt, ignoring the D.A.,
"that the prosecution bring any Cyber unit of its choice into Court. I
am quite willing to compete against any Cyber yet devised!"
This man was not only a crackpot, he was a lunatic, thought Walhfred
Anderson with an inward groan. No one but a lunatic would claim he
could compete with the memory storage capacity of a Cyber.
As always when troubled, he looked toward Oliver Wendell Holmes for
help, but the Justice was still inscrutable. He certainly was being
difficult this morning!
The Judge sighed, and began a ruling:
"The procedure suggested by the defendant would fail to answer to the
material counts of the complaint...."
But, as he had expected, the D.A. did not intend to let this
opportunity pass.
"May it please the Court," said the District Attorney, with a wide grin
for the fax reporter, "the people will stipulate to the defense, and
will not press for trial of the complaint if the defendant can indeed
compete with a Cyber unit of our choice."
Walhfred Anderson glowered at the unsympathetic Justice Holmes. Dammit,
man, he thought, don't be so calm about this whole thing. What if you
were sitting here, and I was up there in a gold frame? Aloud, he
hedged:
"The Court does not believe such a test could be properly and fairly
conducted."
"I am not concerned with being fairly treated," orated the wispy
Professor. "I propose that five questions or problems be posed to the
Cyber and myself, and that we be judged on both the speed and accuracy
of our replies. I am quite willing for the prosecution to select the
questions."
Go to hell, Holmes, thought Judge Anderson. I don't need you anyway.
I've got the answer. The Professor is stark, raving mad.
Before he could develop a ruling along this line, the grinning D.A. had
accepted the Professor's terms.
"I have but one condition," interposed the defendant, "if I win this
test, I would like to submit a question of my own to the Cyber."
The D.A. hesitated, conferred in a whisper with his assistant, then
shrugged.
"We so stipulate."
Firmly, Walhfred Anderson turned his back on Oliver Wendell Holmes.
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