At a nod from the D.A., the bailiff gave Professor Neustadt a pad
of paper on which to note his answers. It had been previously been
agreed that Cyber IX would answer visually, on the screen, instead of
by vocader. The Professor was seated at the far end of the counsel
table, where he could not see the screen. Clerks with stopwatches were
stationed behind the Professor and Cyber IX.
"Is the defendant ready?" inquired Judge Anderson, feeling like an
idiot.
"Of course."
The Judge turned to Cyber IX, then caught himself. He flushed. The
courtroom tittered.
The District Attorney had five questions, each in a sealed envelope,
which also contained an answer certified by an eminent authority in the
field.
With a flourish, keeping his profile to the cameras, the D.A. handed
the first envelope to Judge Anderson.
"We'll begin with a simple problem in mathematics," he announced to the
TV audience.
From the smirk in his voice, Judge Anderson was prepared for the worst.
But he read the question with a perverse sense of satisfaction. This
Professor was in for a very rough morning. He cleared his throat, read
aloud:
"In analyzing the economics of atomic power plant operation, calculate
the gross heat input for a power generating plant of 400 x 10^6 watts
electrical output."
Cyber IX hummed into instantaneous activity; its lights flashed in
sweeping curves and spirals across the frontal grid.
Professor Neustadt sat perfectly still, eyes closed. Then he scribbled
something on a pad of paper.
Two stopwatches clicked about a second apart. The clerk handed the
Professor's slip of paper to Judged Anderson. The Judge checked it,
turned to the screen. Both answers were identical:
3,920 x 10^6 BTU/hr.
Time was announced as fourteen seconds for Cyber IX; fifteen and
three-tenths seconds for Professor Neustadt. The Cyber had won the
first test, but by an astoundingly close margin. The courtroom burst
into spontaneous applause for the Professor. Walhfred Anderson was
incredulous. What a fantastic performance!
No longer smirking, the D.A. handed the Judge a second envelope.
"What is the percentage compressibility of caesium under 45,000
atmospheres of pressure, and how do you account for it?"
Once again Cyber IX hummed and flickered into action.
And once again Professor Neustadt sat utterly still, head tilted back
like an inquisitive parakeet. Then he wrote swiftly. A stopwatch
clicked.
Walhfred Anderson took the answer with trembling fingers. He saw the
D.A. rub dry lips together, try to moisten them with a dry tongue. A
second stopwatch clicked.
The Judge compared the correct answer with the Professor's answer and
the answer on the screen. All were worded differently, but in essence
were the same. Hiding his emotion in a tone gruffer than usual, Judge
Anderson read the Professor's answer:
"The change in volume is 17 percent. It is due to an electronic
transition for a 6s zone to a 5d zone."
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