The cynic's breviary: Maxims and anecdotes from Nicolas de ChamfortChamfort, Sébastien-Roch-Nicolas
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The cynic's breviary: Maxims and anecdotes from Nicolas de Chamfort
Chamfort, Sébastien-Roch-Nicolas
Anecdotes; Maxims
APPARENTLY nature, in giving man an absolutely irradicable taste for
women, must have foreseen that, without this precaution, the contempt
inspired by the vices of their sex, vanity in particular, would be a
great obstacle to the maintenance and propagation of the human species.
* * * * *
A MAN who professed to esteem women highly was asked if he had enjoyed
the favours of many. “Not so many as if I had despised them,” he said.
* * * * *
WHATEVER evil a man may think of women, there is no woman but thinks
more.
* * * * *
YOUNG women have a misfortune which they share with kings, that of
having no friends; but happily they feel this misfortune as little as
the kings: the latter’s pomp and the former’s vanity spare both that
emotion.
* * * * *
MADAME DE MONTMORIN said to her son: “You are going into society: I
have only one piece of advice to give you, and that is to be in love
with all the women.”
* * * * *
A WITTY woman told me one day what may well be the secret of her sex:
it is that every woman in choosing a lover takes more account of the
way in which other women regard the man than of her own.
* * * * *
THE woman who esteems herself more for her gifts of soul or
intelligence than for her beauty is above her sex. She who esteems
herself more for her beauty than for her intelligence or soul is of her
sex. But she who esteems herself more for her birth or rank than for
her beauty is outside her sex, beneath it.
* * * * *
MADAME DE TALMONT, seeing M. de Richelieu neglecting her to pay
attentions to Madame de Brionne, a very beautiful woman, but said to
be rather stupid, remarked to him: “You are not blind, Marshall, but I
cannot help thinking you a little deaf.”
* * * * *
MADEMOISELLE DUTHÉ having lost a lover, and the affair causing some
talk, a man who called to see her found her playing the harp, and said
with surprise: “Good heavens! I was expecting to find you desolated
with grief.” “Ah,” she exclaimed in a pathetic tone, “you ought to have
seen me yesterday!”
* * * * *
A WOMAN was at a performance of the tragedy of _Mérope_, and did not
weep: surprise was expressed. “I could cry my eyes out,” she said, “but
I have to go out to supper to-night.”
* * * * *
A YOUNG man was advised to ask a woman of forty, with whom he had been
head over ears in love, to return his letters. “I don’t suppose she has
them any longer,” he said. “Oh yes,” was the reply, “about the age of
thirty women begin to keep their love letters.”
* * * * *
“HE who has not seen much of _demi-mondaines_ does not understand women
at all,” gravely remarked to me a fond admirer of his own wife, who was
unfaithful to him.
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