Let Howison urge with perfunctory chin Toleration--that's all very well, But a roast is "nuts" to his nostril thin, And he's running--I know by the smell-- A secret, particular hell! Bissell Gip. HEAVEN, n. A place where the wicked cease from troubling you with talk of their personal affairs, and the good listen with attention while you expound your own. HEBREW, n. A male Jew, as distinguished from the Shebrew, an altogether superior creation. HELPMATE, n. A wife, or bitter half. "Now, why is yer wife called a helpmate, Pat?" Says the priest. "Since the time o' yer wooin' She 's niver assisted in what ye were at-- For it 's naught ye are ever doin'." "That 's true of yer Riverence," Patrick replies, And no sign of contrition evinces; "But, bedad, it 's a fact which the word implies, For she helps to mate the expinses!" Marley Wottel. HEMP, n. A plant from whose fibrous bark is made an article of neckwear which is frequently put on after public speaking in the open air and prevents the wearer from taking cold. HERMIT, n. A person whose vices and follies are not sociable. HERS, pron. His. HIBERNATE, v. To pass the winter season in domestic seclusion. There have been many singular popular notions about the hibernation of various animals. Many believe that the bear hibernates during the whole winter and subsists by mechanically sucking its paws. It is admitted that it comes out of its retirement in the spring so lean that it has to try twice before it can cast a shadow. Three or four centuries ago, in England, no fact was better attested than that swallows passed the winter months in the mud at the bottoms of the brooks, clinging together in globular masses. They have apparently been compelled to give up the custom on account of the foulness of the brooks. Sotus Escobius discovered in Central Asia a whole nation of people who hibernated. By some investigators, the fasting of Lent is supposed to have been originally a modified form of hibernation, to which the Church gave a religious significance; but this view is strenuously opposed by that eminent authority, Bishop Kip, who does not wish any honors denied to the memory of the Founder of his family. HIPPOGRIFF, n. An animal (now extinct) which was half horse and half griffin. The griffin was itself a compound creature, half lion and half eagle. The hippogriff was therefore one quarter eagle, which is two dollars and fifty cents in gold. The study of natural history is full of surprises. HISTORIAN, n. A broad-gauge gossip. HISTORY, n. An account, mostly false, of events, mostly unimportant, which are brought about by rulers, mostly knaves, and soldiers, mostly fools. Of Roman history, great Niebuhr's shown 'T is nine-tenths lying. Faith, I wish 't were known, Ere we accept great Niebuhr as a guide, Wherein he blundered and how much he lied. Solder Bupp.