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It should be explained that Mrs. Silcox does not undertake to teach
the pronunciation of the Greek and Latin tongues. Leonine verses are so
called in honor of a poet named Leo, whom prosodists appear to find a
pleasure in believing to have been the first to discover that a rhyming
couplet could be run into a single line.
LETTUCE, n. An herb of the genus Lactuca, "wherewith," says that pious
gastronome, Hengist Pelly, "God has been pleased to reward the good
and punish the wicked. For by his inner light the righteous man has
discerned a manner of compounding for it a dressing to the appetency
whereof a multitude of gustible condiments conspire, being reconciled
and ameliorated with profusion of oil, the entire comestible making glad
the heart of the godly and causing his face to shine. But the person of
spiritual unworth is successfully tempted of the Adversary to eat of
the lettuce with destitution of oil, mustard, egg, salt, and garlic, and
with a rascal bath of vinegar polluted with sugar. Wherefore the person
of spiritual unworth suffers an intestinal pang of strange complexity
and raises the song."
LEVIATHAN, n. An enormous aquatic animal mentioned by Job. Some suppose
it to have been the whale, but that distinguished ichthyologer, Dr.
Jordan, of Stanford University, maintains with considerable heat that it
was a species of gigantic Tadpole, ('Thaddeus Polandensis) or Polliwig--
Maria pseudo-hirsuta. For an exhaustive description and history of the
Tadpole consult the famous monograph of Jane Porter, Thaddeus of Warsaw.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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