Russia -- History -- Catherine II, 1762-1796 -- Fiction; Russia -- History -- Elizabeth, 1741-1762 -- Fiction
“And this is beautiful in you,” continued Julia, cowering down before
her mistress. “These eternal, tiresome and intolerable state affairs
would make your face prematurely old and wrinkled, my dear princess. Ah,
there is nothing more tedious than governing. I am heartily sick of it!
At first I was amused when we two sat together and settled who should
be sent to prison and who should be pardoned; whom we should make counts
and princes, or degrade to the ranks as common soldiers. But all that
pleased only for a short time; now it is annoying, and why should we
take upon ourselves this trouble? Have we not the power to act and live
according to our own good pleasure? Bah! that is the least compensation
you should receive for allowing these horrid Russians the privilege of
calling you their regent and mistress!”
“But, my little chatterer, you forget the three envoys who are waiting
without,” said Anna, with a smile.
“Ah, that is true! I must first send those wig-blocks away!” said Anna,
tenderly looking after her departing favorite. “She is, indeed, my good
genius, who drives away the cares from my poor brain.”
“So, it is done!” cried Julia, quickly returning to the room. “I
have sent the gentlemen away. To the Persian envoy I said: ‘Go to our
emperor, Ivan. He feeds upon brilliants, and, as he has had no breakfast
this morning, his appetite will be good. Go, therefore, and give him
your diamonds for breakfast. Anna Leopoldowna wants them not; she is
already satiated with them!’--To the second I said: ‘Go and announce
your glorious victory to our sublime generalissimo. He is at his toilet,
and as he every morning touches his noble cheeks with rouge, your new
paint, prepared from the purple blood of the enemy, will doubtless be
very welcome to him!’--‘And as to what concerns your secret mission and
your discovered conspiracy,’ said I to the Austrian ambassador, ‘I
am sorry that you cannot here give birth to the dear children of your
inventive head; go with them to our midwife, Minister Golopkin, and
hasten a little, for I see in your face that you are already in the
pangs of parturition!’”
“Well,” asked Anna Leopoldowna, loudly laughing, “what said their
worships to that?”
“What did they say? They said nothing! They were dumb and looked
astonished. They made exactly such eyes as I have seen made at home,
upon my father’s estate in Liefland, by the calves when the butcher
knocked them upon the head. But now,” continued Julia, nestling again at
the feet of her mistress, “now give me a token of your favor, and forget
for a while that you are regent. Let us chat a little like a couple of
real genuine women--that is, of our husbands and lovers. Oh, I have very
important news for you!”
“Well, speak quickly,” said Anna, with eagerness. “What have you to tell
me?”
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