Manners and customs -- Fiction; Short stories, English
Now, in the darkest night, even as the Purple Emperor said, if you will
stand on the bridge across the freightyard, looking down upon the
four-track way, at 2:30 A. M., neither before nor after, when the White
Moth, that takes the overflow from the Purple Emperor, tears south with
her seven vestibuled cream-white cars, you will hear, as the yard-clock
makes the half-hour, a far-away sound like the bass of a violoncello,
and then, a hundred feet to each word,
“With a michnai—ghignai—shtingal! Yah! Yah! Yah!
Ein—zwei—drei—Mutter! Yah! Yah! Yah!
She climb upon der shteeple,
Und she frighten all der people,
Singin’ michnai—ghignai—shtingal! Yah! Yah!”
That is 007 covering his one hundred and fifty-six miles in two hundred
and twenty-one minutes.
THE MALTESE CAT
They had good reason to be proud, and better reason to be afraid, all
twelve of them; for though they had fought their way, game by game, up
the teams entered for the polo tournament, they were meeting the
Archangels that afternoon in the final match; and the Archangels men
were playing with half a dozen ponies apiece. As the game was divided
into six quarters of eight minutes each, that meant a fresh pony after
every halt. The Skidars’ team, even supposing there were no accidents,
could only supply one pony for every other change; and two to one is
heavy odds. Again, as Shiraz, the grey Syrian, pointed out, they were
meeting the pink and pick of the polo-ponies of Upper India, ponies
that had cost from a thousand rupees each, while they themselves were a
cheap lot gathered, often from country-carts, by their masters, who
belonged to a poor but honest native infantry regiment.
“Money means pace and weight,” said Shiraz, rubbing his black-silk nose
dolefully along his neat-fitting boot, “and by the maxims of the game
as I know it—”
“Ah, but we aren’t playing the maxims,” said The Maltese Cat. “We’re
playing the game; and we’ve the great advantage of knowing the game.
Just think a stride, Shiraz! We’ve pulled up from bottom to second
place in two weeks against all those fellows on the ground here. That’s
because we play with our heads as well as our feet.”
“It makes me feel undersized and unhappy all the same,” said Kittiwynk,
a mouse-coloured mare with a red brow-band and the cleanest pair of
legs that ever an aged pony owned. “They’ve twice our style, these
others.”
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