Manners and customs -- Fiction; Short stories, English
Shikast had sat down dog-fashion to avoid falling over the others, and
was sliding along on his little bobtail in a cloud of dust; and Powell
was sitting on the ground, hammering with his stick and trying to
cheer. All the others were shouting at the top of what was left of
their voices, and the men who had been spilt were shouting too. As soon
as the people saw no one was hurt, ten thousand native and English
shouted and clapped and yelled, and before any one could stop them the
pipers of the Skidars broke on to the ground, with all the native
officers and men behind them, and marched up and down, playing a wild
Northern tune called “Zakhme Began,” and through the insolent blaring
of the pipes and the high-pitched native yells you could hear the
Archangels’ band hammering, “For they are all jolly good fellows,” and
then reproachfully to the losing team, “Ooh, Kafoozalum! Kafoozalum!
Kafoozalum!”
Besides all these things and many more, there was a Commander-in-chief,
and an Inspector-General of Cavalry, and the principal veterinary
officer of all India standing on the top of a regimental coach, yelling
like school-boys; and brigadiers and colonels and commissioners, and
hundreds of pretty ladies joined the chorus. But The Maltese Cat stood
with his head down, wondering how many legs were left to him; and
Lutyens watched the men and ponies pick themselves out of the wreck of
the two goal-posts, and he patted The Maltese Cat very tenderly.
“I say,” said the Captain of the Archangels, spitting a pebble out of
his mouth, “will you take three thousand for that pony—as he stands?”
“No thank you. I’ve an idea he’s saved my life,” said Lutyens, getting
off and lying down at full length. Both teams were on the ground too,
waving their boots in the air, and coughing and drawing deep breaths,
as the _saises_ ran up to take away the ponies, and an officious
water-carrier sprinkled the players with dirty water till they sat up.
“My aunt!” said Powell, rubbing his back, and looking at the stumps of
the goal-posts, “That was a game!”
They played it over again, every stroke of it, that night at the big
dinner, when the Free-for-All Cup was filled and passed down the table,
and emptied and filled again, and everybody made most eloquent
speeches. About two in the morning, when there might have been some
singing, a wise little, plain little, grey little head looked in
through the open door.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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