Manners and customs -- Fiction; Short stories, English
“We’re damned rich,” he added. I shook hands all round a second time.
“I’ll go to sea no more—unless—there’s no sayin’—a private yacht,
maybe—wi’ a small an’ handy auxiliary.”
“It’s not enough for _that_,” said Janet. “We’re fair rich—well-to-do,
but no more. A new gown for church, and one for the theatre. We’ll have
it made west.”
“How much is it?” I asked.
“Twenty-five thousand pounds.” I drew a long breath. “An’ I’ve been
earnin’ twenty-five an’ twenty pound a month!”
The last words came away with a roar, as though the wide world was
conspiring to beat him down.
“All this time I’m waiting,” I said. “I know nothing since last
September. Was it left you?”
They laughed aloud together. “It was left,” said McPhee, choking. “Ou,
ay, it was left. That’s vara good. Of course it was left. Janet, d’ ye
note that? It was left. Now if you’d put _that_ in your pamphlet it
would have been vara jocose. It _was_ left.” He slapped his thigh and
roared till the wine quivered in the decanter.
The Scotch are a great people, but they are apt to hang over a joke too
long, particularly when no one can see the point but themselves.
“When I rewrite my pamphlet I’ll put it in, McPhee. Only I must know
something more first.”
McPhee thought for the length of half a cigar, while Janet caught my
eye and led it round the room to one new thing after another—the new
vine-pattern carpet, the new chiming rustic clock between the models of
the Colombo outrigger-boats, the new inlaid sideboard with a purple
cut-glass flower-stand, the fender of gilt and brass, and last, the new
black-and-gold piano.
“In October o’ last year the Board sacked me,” began McPhee. “In
October o’ last year the _Breslau_ came in for winter overhaul. She’d
been runnin’ eight months—two hunder an’ forty days—an’ I was three
days makin’ up my indents, when she went to dry-dock. All told, mark
you, it was this side o’ three hunder pound—to be preceese, two hunder
an’ eighty-six pound four shillings. There’s not another man could ha’
nursed the _Breslau_ for eight months to that tune. Never again—never
again! They may send their boats to the bottom, for aught I care.”
“There’s no need,” said Janet, softly. “We’re done wi’ Holdock, Steiner
& Chase.”
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