Manners and customs -- Fiction; Short stories, English
The impenetrability of this regulated life irritated him, and he strove
to learn something of the human side of these people. He retired
baffled, to be trained by his menials. In America, the native
demoralises the English servant. In England, the servant educates the
master. Wilton Sargent strove to learn all they taught as ardently as
his father had striven to wreck, before capture, the railways of his
native land; and it must have been some touch of the old bandit railway
blood that bade him buy, for a song, Holt Hangars, whose forty-acre
lawn, as every one knows, sweeps down in velvet to the quadruple tracks
of the Great Buchonian Railway. Their trains flew by almost
continuously, with a bee-like drone in the day and a flutter of strong
wings at night. The son of Merton Sargent had good right to be
interested in them. He owned controlling interests in several thousand
miles of track,—not permanent way,—built on altogether different plans,
where locomotives eternally whistled for grade-crossings, and
parlor-cars of fabulous expense and unrestful design skated round
curves that the Great Buchonian would have condemned as unsafe in a
construction-line. From the edge of his lawn he could trace the chaired
metals falling away, rigid as a bowstring, into the valley of the
Prest, studded with the long perspective of the block signals,
buttressed with stone, and carried, high above all possible risk, on a
forty-foot embankment.
Left to himself, he would have builded a private car, and kept it at
the nearest railway-station, Amberley Royal, five miles away. But those
into whose hands he had committed himself for his English training had
little knowledge of railways and less of private cars. The one they
knew was something that existed in the scheme of things for their
convenience. The other they held to be “distinctly American”; and, with
the versatility of his race, Wilton Sargent had set out to be just a
little more English than the English.
He succeeded to admiration. He learned not to redecorate Holt Hangars,
though he warmed it; to leave his guests alone; to refrain from
superfluous introductions; to abandon manners of which he had great
store, and to hold fast by manner which can after labour be acquired.
He learned to let other people, hired for the purpose, attend to the
duties for which they were paid. He learned—this he got from a ditcher
on the estate—that every man with whom he came in contact had his
decreed position in the fabric of the realm, which position he would do
well to consult. Last mystery of all, he learned to golf—well: and when
an American knows the innermost meaning of “Don’t press, slow back, and
keep your eye on the ball,” he is, for practical purposes,
denationalised.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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