Manners and customs -- Fiction; Short stories, English
His other education proceeded on the pleasantest lines. Was he
interested in any conceivable thing in heaven above, or the earth
beneath, or the waters under the earth? Forthwith appeared at his
table, guided by those safe hands into which he had fallen, the very
men who had best said, done, written, explored, excavated, built,
launched, created, or studied that one thing—herders of books and
prints in the British Museum; specialists in scarabs, cartouches, and
dynasties Egyptian; rovers and raiders from the heart of unknown lands;
toxicologists; orchid-hunters; monographers on flint implements,
carpets, prehistoric man, or early Renaissance music. They came, and
they played with him. They asked no questions; they cared not so much
as a pin who or what he was. They demanded only that he should be able
to talk and listen courteously. Their work was done elsewhere and out
of his sight.
There were also women.
“Never,” said Wilton Sargent to himself, “has an American seen England
as I’m seeing it”; and he thought, blushing beneath the bedclothes, of
the unregenerate and blatant days when he would steam to office, down
the Hudson, in his twelve-hundred-ton ocean-going steam-yacht, and
arrive, by gradations, at Bleecker Street, hanging on to a leather
strap between an Irish washerwoman and a German anarchist. If any of
his guests had seen him then they would have said: “How distinctly
American!” and—Wilton did not care for that tone. He had schooled
himself to an English walk, and, so long as he did not raise it, an
English voice. He did not gesticulate with his hands; he sat down on
most of his enthusiasms, but he could not rid himself of The
Shibboleth. He would ask for the Worcestershire sauce: even Howard, his
immaculate butler, could not break him of this.
It was decreed that he should complete his education in a wild and
wonderful manner, and, further, that I should be in at that death.
Wilton had more than once asked me to Holt Hangars, for the purpose of
showing how well the new life fitted him, and each time I had declared
it creaseless. His third invitation was more informal than the others,
and he hinted of some matter in which he was anxious for my sympathy or
counsel, or both. There is room for an infinity of mistakes when a man
begins to take liberties with his nationality; and I went down
expecting things. A seven-foot dog-cart and a groom in the black Holt
Hangars livery met me at Amberley Royal. At Holt Hangars I was received
by a person of elegance and true reserve, and piloted to my luxurious
chamber. There were no other guests in the house, and this set me
thinking.
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