Manners and customs -- Fiction; Short stories, English
“They were so infernally polite,” he said. “If they had clubbed me I
wouldn’t have cared; but it was, ‘Step this way, sir,’ and, ‘Up those
stairs, please, sir,’ till they jailed me—jailed me like a common
drunk, and I had to stay in a filthy little cubby-hole of a cell all
night.”
“That comes of not giving your name and not wiring your lawyer,” I
replied. “What did you get?”
“Forty shillings, or a month,” said Wilton, promptly,—“next morning
bright and early. They were working us off, three a minute. A girl in a
pink hat—she was brought in at three in the morning—got ten days. I
suppose I was lucky. I must have knocked his senses out of the guard.
He told the old duck on the bench that I had told him I was a sergeant
in the army, and that I was gathering beetles on the track. That comes
of trying to explain to an Englishman.”
“And you?”
“Oh, I said nothing. I wanted to get out. I paid my fine, and bought a
new hat, and came up here before noon next morning. There were a lot of
people in the house, and I told ’em I’d been unavoidably detained, and
then they began to recollect engagements elsewhere. Hackman must have
seen the fight on the track and made a story of it. I suppose they
thought it was distinctly American—confound ’em! It’s the only time in
my life that I’ve ever flagged a train, and I wouldn’t have done it but
for that scarab. ’T wouldn’t hurt their old trains to be held up once
in a while.”
“Well, it’s all over now,” I said, choking a little. “And your name
didn’t get into the papers. It _is_ rather transatlantic when you come
to think of it.”
“Over!” Wilton grunted savagely. “It’s only just begun. That trouble
with the guard was just common, ordinary assault—merely a little
criminal business. The flagging of the train is civil, infernally
civil,—and means something quite different. They’re after me for that
now.”
“Who?”
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