Manners and customs -- Fiction; Short stories, English
Wilton came into my room about half an hour before dinner, and though
his face was masked with a drop-curtain of highly embroidered
indifference, I could see that he was not at ease. In time, for he was
then almost as difficult to move as one of my own countrymen, I
extracted the tale—simple in its extravagance, extravagant in its
simplicity. It seemed that Hackman of the British Museum had been
staying with him about ten days before, boasting of scarabs. Hackman
has a way of carrying really priceless antiquities on his tie-ring and
in his trouser pockets. Apparently, he had intercepted something on its
way to the Boulak Museum which, he said, was “a genuine Amen-Hotepa
queen’s scarab of the Fourth Dynasty.” Now Wilton had bought from
Cassavetti, whose reputation is not above suspicion, a scarab of much
the same scarabeousness, and had left it in his London chambers.
Hackman at a venture, but knowing Cassavetti, pronounced it an
imposition. There was long discussion—savant _versus_ millionaire, one
saying: “But I know it cannot be”; and the other: “But I can and will
prove it.” Wilton found it necessary for his soul’s satisfaction to go
up to town, then and there,—a forty-mile run,—and bring back the scarab
before dinner. It was at this point that he began to cut corners with
disastrous results. Amberley Royal station being five miles away, and
putting in of horses a matter of time, Wilton had told Howard, the
immaculate butler, to signal the next train to stop; and Howard, who
was more of a man of resource than his master gave him credit for, had,
with the red flag of the ninth hole of the links which crossed the
bottom of the lawn, signalled vehemently to the first down-train; and
it had stopped. Here Wilton’s account became confused. He attempted, it
seems, to get into that highly indignant express, but a guard
restrained him with more or less force—hauled him, in fact, backyards
from the window of a locked carriage. Wilton must have struck the
gravel with some vehemence, for the consequences, he admitted, were a
free fight on the line in which he lost his hat, and was at last
dragged into the guard’s van and set down breathless.
He had pressed money upon the man, and very foolishly had explained
everything but his name. This he clung to, for he had a vision of tall
head-lines in the New York papers, and well knew no son of Merton
Sargent could expect mercy that side the water. The guard, to Wilton’s
amazement, refused the money on the grounds that this was a matter for
the Company to attend to. Wilton insisted on his incognito, and,
therefore, found two policemen waiting for him at St. Botolph terminus.
When he expressed a wish to buy a new hat and telegraph to his friends,
both policemen with one voice warned him that whatever he said would be
used as evidence against him; and this had impressed Wilton
tremendously.
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