Manners and customs -- Fiction; Short stories, English
An unusually severe pitch, for the sea was rising, had lifted the big
throbbing screw nearly to the surface, and it was spinning round in a
kind of soda-water—half sea and half air—going much faster than was
proper, because there was no deep water for it to work in. As it sank
again, the engines—and they were triple expansion, three cylinders in a
row—snorted through all their three pistons. “Was that a joke, you
fellow outside? It’s an uncommonly poor one. How are we to do our work
if you fly off the handle that way?”
“I didn’t fly off the handle,” said the screw, twirling huskily at the
end of the screw-shaft. “If I had, you’d have been scrap-iron by this
time. The sea dropped away from under me, and I had nothing to catch on
to. That’s all.”
“That’s all, d’you call it?” said the thrust-block, whose business it
is to take the push of the screw; for if a screw had nothing to hold it
back it would crawl right into the engine-room. (It is the holding back
of the screwing action that gives the drive to a ship.) “I know I do my
work deep down and out of sight, but I warn you I expect justice. All I
ask for is bare justice. Why can’t you push steadily and evenly,
instead of whizzing like a whirligig, and making me hot under all my
collars?” The thrust-block had six collars, each faced with brass, and
he did not wish to get them heated.
All the bearings that supported the fifty feet of screw-shaft as it ran
to the stern whispered: “Justice—give us justice.”
“I can only give you what I can get,” the screw answered. “Look out!
It’s coming again!”
He rose with a roar as the _Dimbula_ plunged, and
“whack—flack—whack—whack” went the engines, furiously, for they had
little to check them.
“I’m the noblest outcome of human ingenuity—Mr. Buchanan says so,”
squealed the high-pressure cylinder. “This is simply ridiculous!” The
piston went up savagely, and choked, for half the steam behind it was
mixed with dirty water. “Help! Oiler! Fitter! Stoker! Help! I’m
choking,” it gasped. “Never in the history of maritime invention has
such a calamity over-taken one so young and strong. And if I go, who’s
to drive the ship?”
“Hush! oh, hush!” whispered the Steam, who, of course, had been to sea
many times before. He used to spend his leisure ashore in a cloud, or a
gutter, or a flower-pot, or a thunder-storm, or anywhere else where
water was needed. “That’s only a little priming, a little
carrying-over, as they call it. It’ll happen all night, on and off. I
don’t say it’s nice, but it’s the best we can do under the
circumstances.”
“What difference can circumstances make? I’m here to do my work—on
clean, dry steam. Blow circumstances!” the cylinder roared.
“The circumstances will attend to the blowing. I’ve worked on the North
Atlantic run a good many times—it’s going to be rough before morning.”
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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