Manners and customs -- Fiction; Short stories, English
“Good business,” said the high-pressure cylinder. “Whack her up, boys.
They’ve given us five pounds more steam”; and he began humming the
first bars of “Said the young Obadiah to the old Obadiah,” which, as
you may have noticed, is a pet tune among engines not built for high
speed. Racing-liners with twin-screws sing “The Turkish Patrol” and the
overture to the “Bronze Horse,” and “Madame Angot,” till something goes
wrong, and then they render Gounod’s “Funeral March of a Marionette,”
with variations.
“You’ll learn a song of your own some fine day,” said the Steam, as he
flew up the fog-horn for one last bellow.
Next day the sky cleared and the sea dropped a little, and the
_Dimbula_ began to roll from side to side till every inch of iron in
her was sick and giddy. But luckily they did not all feel ill at the
same time: otherwise she would have opened out like a wet paper box.
The Steam whistled warnings as he went about his business: it is in
this short, quick roll and tumble that follows a heavy sea that most of
the accidents happen, for then everything thinks that the worst is over
and goes off guard. So he orated and chattered till the beams and
frames and floors and stringers and things had learned how to lock down
and lock up on one another, and endure this new kind of strain.
They found ample time to practise, for they were sixteen days at sea,
and it was foul weather till within a hundred miles of New York. The
_Dimbula_ picked up her pilot, and came in covered with salt and red
rust. Her funnel was dirty-grey from top to bottom; two boats had been
carried away; three copper ventilators looked like hats after a fight
with the police; the bridge had a dimple in the middle of it; the house
that covered the steam steering-gear was split as with hatchets; there
was a bill for small repairs in the engine-room almost as long as the
screw-shaft; the forward cargo-hatch fell into bucket-staves when they
raised the iron cross-bars; and the steam-capstan had been badly
wrenched on its bed. Altogether, as the skipper said, it was “a pretty
general average.”
“But she’s soupled,” he said to Mr. Buchanan. “For all her dead-weight
she rode like a yacht. Ye mind that last blow off the Banks—I am proud
of her, Buck.”
“It’s vera good,” said the chief engineer, looking along the
dishevelled decks. “Now, a man judgin’ superfeecially would say we were
a wreck, but we know otherwise—by experience.”
Naturally everything in the _Dimbula_ fairly stiffened with pride, and
the foremast and the forward collision-bulkhead, who are pushing
creatures, begged the Steam to warn the Port of New York of their
arrival. “Tell those big boats all about us,” they said. “They seem to
take us quite as a matter of course.”
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