Scotland -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Short stories
Perhaps the Glen might also be excused on their part for taking a
somewhat severe view of this schismatic proceeding and being greatly
stirred by a sermon of the doctor's--prepared especially for the
occasion--in which the sin of Korah, Dathan, and Abiram was powerfully
expounded, and Milton's corn room described as a “Plymouthistic hut.”
“Ma certes,” said Hillocks to Jamie on the way home, “the doctor's
roosed. Yon wes an awfu' name he cam oot wi'; it's no verra cannie tae
hae onything tae dae wi' thae preachin', paitterin' craturs.”
“There wes a sough through the pairish, Hillocks, that ye were ower by
sittin' in the cauf-hoose (chaff-house) yersel laist week, an' that ye
were extraordinar' ta'en up wi' Milton. Elspeth Macfadyen wes threipin'
(insisting) that you an' Milton were thinkin' o' starting a new kirk.
Miltonites wud be a graund name; a' dinna think it 's been used yet.”
“Elspeth's tongue's nae scannel.” Hillocks's curiosity had led him
astray, and he was now much ashamed. “A' juist lookit in ae forenicht
tae see what kin o' collie-shangie Milton wes cairryin' on, an' a' wes
fair disgustit. He ran the hale time frae Daniel tae the Revelations,
an' it wes a' aboot beasts frae beginnin' tae end. A rammelin' idiot,
nae-thin' else,” and Hillocks offered up Milton as a sacrifice to the
indignation of the Glen.
Shortly afterwards Hillocks began to make dark allusions that excited a
distinct interest, and invested his conversation with a piquant flavour.
“It wes an ill day when his lordship lat yon man intae the pairish,” and
he shook his head with an air of gloomy mystery. “A' wush a' saw him oot
o 't withoot mischief. Oor fouk hev been weel brocht up, an' they 're
no what ye wud ca' simple, but there s nae sayin'; weemen are easily
carried.”
“Ay, ay,” said Jamie encouragingly.
“A'm telt,” continued Hillocks, “that the wratches are that cunnin' an'
plausible they wud wile a bird aff a tree; they got intae a pairish
in the Carse, and afore the year wes oot gin they didna whup aff three
servant lassies tae Ameriky.”
“Div ye mean tae say that Milton...” and the fathers noticed how Jamie
was guiding Hillocks to his point.
“Ye've said the word, Jamie, an' it's a gey like business for
Drumtochty,” and it was known in twenty-four hours up as far as Glen
Urtach that Hillocks had hunted Milton's religion to earth, and found
him out to be a Morman.
This was considered one of Jamie's most successful efforts, and the
Glen derived so much pure delight from the very sight of Milton for some
weeks that he might have become popular had it not been for an amazing
combination of qualities.
“His tracts are irritatin', an' no what we've been accustomed tae in
Drumtochty”--Drums-heugh was giving judgment in the kirkyard--“but a'
cud thole them. What a' canna pit up wi' is his whinin' an' leein'. A'
never heard as muckle aboot conscience an' never saw sae little o't in
this pairish.”
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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