Thaddeus watched Nellie's face for signs of happiness, and the widow
denied with safety and assurance. It was no trouble, except to fit her
denials to the form of the attack. Thaddeus saw the loss of his rapier
thrusts of fine casuistry sometimes with passing irritation.
He went down to the post-office after supper, to Mr. Paulus, the
postmaster, one with whom he had gone forth on such balmy evenings, more
than forty years past, and done things from which their elders had
inferred disastrous careers. The postmaster was stout now, with grizzled
hair cut Quakerly, ponderously grave, except that his left eyelid
drooped and twitched. It was the one place on his wide face where the
old spirit of demonry hinted of itself, and spoke of the days of the
consulship of Tad and Pete. Without doubt the world was degenerate, and
had lost its breed of noble bloods. Alas, Tad and Pete, once sworn and
faithful, of one ideal together; now each in the eyes of the other was
an exquisite absurdity, and all the young were degenerate, except
Nellie. "Pete, she's doing well, poor little ghost, on my word."
"She'll bust out pretty soon then. Been loadin' up now goin' on two
year."
"I shall take her to Hamilton. She's a racer, boy. Smacked you with a
paint-brush! God bless her! I should think she did. In point of fact, it
served you right. You roasted Starr Atherton's litter of pigs yourself,
I recollect distinctly, and turned out a postmaster. Respectable
profession. I've nothing against it."
"I didn't mean to."
"Didn't mean to which? Fatheaded thing to try to do anyhow. I told
you--I precisely stated the probable result. I said, any pig of that
size would squeal loud enough to wake a congregation. And Starr Atherton
was out in the yard before he saw the fire, with a picture in his mind
already of himself pursuing Peter Paulus, pig-stealer."
Mr. Paulus twitched his eyelid and reverted to the other subject.
"Hamilton! Well--maybe she won't. She might remember your position in
society now. She might gunpowder the mayor an' let it go at that. What's
in will out, that's what I say--what's in will out. Now, as to paintin'
cats--"
"I beg your pardon! It is even said they were not your cats."
"As to smackin' faces with paint-brushes--anybody say it wasn't my
face?"
Thaddeus leaned forward eagerly.
"What was the color?"
"Well--the paint was green, but there must've been some white on the
brush. It appeared to be streaked."
Thaddeus settled his glasses, rested his chin on his cane, and studied
the postmaster's face. There were vast vacant spaces on it, where, it
seemed, one could keep on smacking green paint a long while and not lose
interest.
"What's in will out," repeated Mr. Paulus, heavily. "What's in will
out."
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