and always Treat them like flies at the Olympic games And hang them up an ox to feast upon. 8. Winter produces this, that summer bears; says the bard of Syracuse.[7:1] So that it is not easy to put all sorts of things on the table at one time; but it is easy to talk of all kinds of subjects at any time. Other men have written descriptions of feasts; and Tinachidas of Rhodes has done so in an epic poem of eleven books or more; and Numenius the Heraclean, the pupil of Dieuchas the physician; and Metreas of Pitane, the man who wrote parodies; and Hegemon of Thasos, surnamed Phacè, whom some men reckon among the writers of the Old Comedy. And Artemidorus, the false Aristophanes, collected a number of sayings relating to cookery. And Plato, the comic writer, mentions in his Phaon the banquet of Philoxenus the Leucadian. _A._ But I have sought this tranquil solitude, To ponder deeply on this wondrous book. _B._ I pray you, what's the nature of its treasures? _A._ "Sauce for the million," by Philoxenus. _B._ Oh, let me taste this wisdom. _A._ Listen then; "I start with onions, and with tunnies end." _B._ With tunnies? Surely, then, he keeps the best And choicest of his dishes for the last. _A._ Listen. In ashes first your onions roast Till they are brown as toast, Then with sauce and gravy cover; Eat them, you'll be strong all over. So much for earth; now list to me, While I speak of the sons of the sea. And presently he says:-- A good large flat dish is not bad, But a pan is better when 'tis to be had. And presently again:-- Never cut up a sardine Or mackarel of silv'ry sheen, Lest the gods should scorn a sinner Such as you, and spoil your dinner; But dress them whole and serve them up, And so you shall most richly sup. Good sized polypus in season Should be boil'd,--to roast them's treason; But if early and not big, Roast them; boil'd ain't worth a fig. Mullets, though the taste is good, Are by far too weakening food; And the ills it brings to master You will need a scorpion plaster. 9. And it is from this Philoxenus that the Philoxenean cheesecakes are named; and Chrysippus says of him, "I know an epicure, who carried his disregard of his neighbours to such an extent, that he would at the bath openly put in his hand to accustom it to the warm water, and who would rinse out his mouth with warm water, in order to be less affected by heat. And they said that he used to gain over the cooks to set very hot dishes before him, so that he might have them all to himself, as no one else could keep up with him. And they tell the same story about Philoxenus of Cythera, and about Archytas, and many more, one of whom is represented by Cromylus, the comic writer, as saying:--